Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-01-21

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  • thanks to everybody who came out to @nsup's SmartyPants show tonight! I had fun. Tee-bow! T-bone! Teen-boner! T-boat! Tea-beaux! in reply to nsup #
  • "I had a dream, I had an awesome dream. People in the park playing games in the dark. And what they played was a masquerade." -MLK Richie Jr #
  • Saying you want flying cars is like saying you want a flying horseless carriage. We've already got airplanes. You want a spaceship, dipshit. #
  • "G at last! G at last! Thank Megatheos Almighty, I'm a G at last." – A Very Drunk Chad Riden around 4:15 a.m. this morning #
  • The worst thing about Huntsman giving up his race for the GOP nomination was googling him to learn enough about him to make a joke about it. #
  • Paula Deen suggests you saute your Novo Nordisk in a stick of buter, bread it with twinkie crumbs, roll it in lard, then deep fry it. #
  • @Vosij I'll call you this evening in reply to Vosij #
  • The #BlackoutSOPA protest would appear to have more support if we said we were keeping our stupid websites ONline & unchanged in defiance. #
  • what's the over/under on when TN State Sen. Richard Floyd comes out of the closet? // RT @radleybalko http://t.co/Mf0EfshK #
  • Just to be difficult, today I'm trying to stop #StopSOPA So far, so good. Anyone care to counter protest my counter protest of the protest? #
  • I've got a pretty good feeling my no-budget internet protest will be equally as effective at influencing the gov't as hollywood's lobbyists. #
  • Even if the entire internet was turned off for the day for #StopSOPA Congress would still be all, "wha?" #ElectMoreNerds #
  • @i0n1c nope, that's them: http://t.co/11xAQ0it :: suck it, @MPAA! You're terrible. in reply to i0n1c #
  • I clicked on the thing, I emailed the people, I reposted the stuff, I put a banner up on my website and yet here we are. What now, nerds? #
  • Back in MY DAY Marky Mark just danced shirtless in puddles and punched things in front of broken mirrors on Mtv. Now he's acting ridiculous. #
  • This is the time of the day when my ass REALLY starts dragging (NOTE: this could be posted at any time and still be accurate). #
  • is this what you want Dave? http://t.co/95OIAKkw //RT @Late_Show:"Tie on a sack of potatoes!" #
  • if hastily half-ass photoshopped crap is a sign of genius, then you are correct. // RT @gargreguan: @ChadRiden You sir, are a genius. Bravo! #
  • @Ralphie_May thank you for always being honest and open with good advice. I appreciate it. in reply to Ralphie_May #
  • Stupid mustaches are the Members Only jackets of 2012. #
  • Everybody who works at the 5spot looks like @seanparrott in costume as @thedeaddead #