- The cops are here! Callia and i are flushing everything we can but the toilets are now stopped up and overflowing. #BCN10 #
- It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool, than to open one’s mouth and have all the chess pieces fall out. #BCN10 #
- @TheKennyRogers just walked up to me, grabbed my balls and said "you got to know when to hold 'em." and then walked away. #BCN10 in reply to TheKennyRogers #
- @KeithAlberstadt say it with me: "suck it, Vandy!" in reply to KeithAlberstadt #
- Tonight, 8pm show at Rulli's – 851 US 20 / Suite 2#, Middlebury, IN 46540 – if I don't check in by midnight, send help and/or hookers. #
- RT @TheKennyRogers: @ChadRiden I can't tell if this is taco meat or rabbit droppings? #bcn10 // it's freshly ground hipster meat in reply to TheKennyRogers #
- "point of interest"? I'll just take your word for it, Indiana. http://twitpic.com/2y89df #
- The door key is an actual key. Amish country, errbody. Horse and buggies all up in dis bitch. (@ Der Ruhe Blatz Motel) http://4sq.com/b0De27 #
- A state trooper pulled Brian Bates over the other day. Being a man who respects the law, Bates let him off with a warning. #brianbatesfacts #
- Composing an angry and lengthy essay about my hatred for the Times New Roman font and everybody who has ever used it. #
- RT @AndySandford: at tonight's Beards show: you will see the greatest grand finale of all time // you're going to shave each others' backs? in reply to AndySandford #
- RT @AndySandford: at tonight's Beards show: you will see the greatest grand finale of all time // bearded human centipede? #
- RT @AndySandford: at tonight's Beards show: you will see the greatest grand finale of all time // Bob Newhart dreamed the whole thing? #
- TONIGHT! The @nsup Showcase at @ZaniesNashville! 7:30 showtime! excitement! hilarity! funny people! call 615-269-0221 for $5 tickets! #
- Disillusioned with being disillusioned. Looking into discount re-illusion options that don't require travel, emotional investment or effort. #
- Dancing Taco Time is the shit. DO the worm or the running man! or better, the Flava Flav dance! #LiveCocoCam #
- dammit. the mormans came to the door and I missed the last 10 minutes of the #LiveCocoCam – did the dancing taco do the Flavor Flav? #
- Cottage cheese! #LiveCocoCam http://www.teamcoco.com/live #
- @TeamCoco Donuts! #LiveCocoCam #
- @TeamCoco refried beans! #LiveCocoCam #
- @TeamCoco hot wings! #LiveCocoCam #
- @blissgreenpants joined twitter 10 minutes ago, showed the address on #LiveCocoCam and has 100's of followers. Blow up my twitter, Bliss! #
- Callia and I spent all day yesterday on a sheep farm filming a video for a @LahnaTurner song. I've never laughed harder in my life. #
- Here you see Reverend Riden holding The Good Book on a sheep farm. What more do you need to know? http://twitpic.com/2zsr7x #
- An angry mob including Dan Whitehurst as a cop, me as a priest and Callia as a very angry Callia: http://twitpic.com/2zsrtc #
- BTW, I *am* an ordained minister. @BillyWayneDavis asked me to get ordained a few years ago and I DO AS I'M TOLD. http://twitpic.com/2zt1ym #
- Unlike those who have "Beware of Dog" signs in their yards, Brian Bates' dog has a "Beware of Brian Bates" sign in front of his dog house. #
- Still just in my Winnie The Pooh boxers. Callia thinks I should get dressed, but *I* think she should be happy her daddy is so damn handsome #
- #FF @ComedyNews @nsup @ComedyPodcast @IronComic @DruncleSam
@ScreechSucks @CORNspiracy @NashvilleComedy @riden_family @i_idiots @ChadRiden # - For those of you still on the fence about joining the Chadyterian Church: we offer free tax shelters AND *every* day is a religious holiday. #
- @JimGotto, if you don't stop robo-calling my house immediately, I will begin robo-calling your house. Are you still at 615-883-3087? #
- @JesseIsTerrific Jessodists are an abomination in god's eyes! all four of them (he has glasses.. near-sighted). #
- please do me a favor and call TN State Rep candidate @JimGotto at 615-883-3087 and ask him to stop robo-calling @ChadRiden's house. Thanks. #
- RT @scotnery: "My mom was the last to serve me breakfast in bed” // will someone in la please start pity f#cking scot on a regular basis? #
- RT @NikkiCatania Add in boxed wine and donut holes during services and I'm in. // you're in! Make sure I have all your current banking info. in reply to NikkiCatania #
- @JesseIsTerrific 1st Chadylonians 3:16 says, "The blood of the unrighteous will flow thru the streets like the urine of the homeless." in reply to JesseIsTerrific #
- I just got my Eventful "Chad Riden demand" update and it turns out nobody gives a crap. Please join the cult: http://eventful.com/chadriden #
- please take one minute to call TN State Rep candidate @JimGotto at 615-883-3087 and ask him to stop robo-calling @ChadRiden's house. Thanks. #
- Brian Bates grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Seconds. #
- I'll be being funny in Memphis tonight – what else is there to do? Get shot? This'll be way better than that: http://tinyurl.com/cmr-memphis #
Chad Riden: comedian, nerd
America's Favorite Comedian Of All Time
