- Wondering how many mother-daughter murder-suicides went down on Mother’s Day this year. #
- dammit! for the last time, ‘bitch’ is a term of endearment! I keep trying to tell bitches that, but they don’t listen. #
- RT @JerriBlank: @ChadRiden Hang in there. Gotta keep your pimp slap from gettin rusty. // ONLY Jerri Blank and Jack Daniels understand me. #
- I’m on this ‘Mostly Comedy’ podcast with McMinn County, TN Used Boot Empresario “Little” Jimmy: http://ping.fm/36PZD #
- saw ‘A Nightmare on Elm Street’ and realized that I prefer just watching movie trailers. Most times seeing the whole film is unnecessary. #
- my lovely wifera finally got this candle situation under control in our house. previously we only had 3-4 in each room! crisis.finally.over. #
- It’s raining in Nashville. I feel the same way I did the first time I saw an airplane flying after 9/11. #
- officially joining the race to 5 Million followers. Granted, @aplusk & @britneyspears have a 4,881,660 head-start.. but I think I can do it. #
Chad Riden: comedian, nerd
America's Favorite Comedian Of All Time
