Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-19

  • Sold out show tonight with @vinniecoppola, @chadriden, & Brian Malis. Crowd is trickling in http://twitpic.com/ta9kh (via @varietytheater) #
  • Sponsors-schmonsors. Tiger Woods is already richer than anyone ever needs to be. I’d sell that house and disappear forever. #
  • Registered for the UT-Knoxville alumni Apprentice Program, hoping some students will want to drink beer and be a smartass for a living. #
  • Geeks Gone Wild! at the Chrismahanukwanzakah Party Thu! Ugly xmas sweater = free drink! http://urlzen.com/10wg (via @nashvillegeeks) #
  • I had fun, thanks!// RT @geoffsmith @ChadRiden Thank you for your comedy tonight. You really hit the nail tonight. You are one talented guy. #
  • I’m such a whore: // Ho ho ho! Win a Macbook Pro from @dealsplus for Christmas. Details here: http://bit.ly/7kMWCB #
  • The “I HAVE NO FRIENDS” Stand-Up Comedy Contest – TONIGHT, 9pm: http://ping.fm/n3vP8?eid=215354301991&ref=mf #