- @ chuck e cheese. Tim Wilson's song is funnier when you're NOT here. #
- New website! Stuff coming soon! Or not! Who knows. http://ping.fm/CXEup #
- Doug Stanhope indirectly kept me out of jail and Bonnaroo traffic http://ping.fm/ms0x7 #
- at least I'll be easier to avoid.. RT @wrongforum @ChadRiden Liking the new design. It'll be great to have all your info in one place again! #
- Thanks and stuff! How's my sweet home, Chicago? RT @BenBergman @ChadRiden Enjoyed blog from your website. #
- My life is like a weird combination of "Everybody Loves Raymond" and "The Dukes Of Hazzard" starring Robert Englund's goofy clone. #
- Jay Leno IS dvr-proof! He isn't on my TiVo and won't be any time soon. #
- RT @thecomicscomic Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Except when it's plagiarism. Or joke theft. if you RT this I'd be flattered. #
- coffee in hand, fresh keg of beer in the kegerator, Police Academy 2 on Comedy Central. life could not possibly be better. #