- 1 down, 19 to go! is everybody else who was on @SarahPalinUSA ‘s hit list taking cover and beefing up security? holy shit. #
- Sarah Palin’s “Take Back The 20″ post is still on FaceBook (for now): http://on.fb.me/TakeBackThe20 #
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Giving the cat a clean shave. #
- any time I see a Twitter Trend I don’t understand I assume it’s sports or music or another universally loved thing I don’t give a shit about #
- MySpace has a staff? #
- @MetroSchools the link to see ‘snow patrol’ photos requires a login/pass, but there is no link to register for one. in reply to MetroSchools #
- @MetroSchools no, “Click here for photos taken by the “snow patrol” on the morning of January 11, 2011.” goes to: http://twitpic.com/3p7gj6 in reply to MetroSchools #
- Don’t ever question my authoritaww! // RT @MetroSchools @ChadRiden Oops! You are correct. Apologies for doubting you. Fixing it. And thanks. in reply to MetroSchools #
- Is “Country Strong” anything like “Retard Strength”? Haven’t seen the movie. #
- When I click on something that is trending, it’s always just people saying, “I CAN’T BELIEVE (whatever) IS TRENDING!? OMG.” Please die. #
- @DanielTosh your Carlos Mencia impression is unparalleled. Is Carlos eligible for a future segment of ‘is he retarded?’ #
- My 14-year-old dog Guido has been going up & down the stairs constantly for about 10 minutes now. Alzheimer’s? or does he see g-g-g-ghosts? #
- Turns out fake comedy sports news shows are just as unbearable as the real thing. #
- @SarahPalinUSA is actually the ‘real killer’ OJ Simpson has been tracking down all these years. Pass it on. #BlamePalin #
- @SarahPalinUSA created AIDS when she hate-f#cked a monkey. True Story. #BlamePalin (please RT to help spread the TRUTH) #
- Just announce it already, pansies. We all know you’re gonna. // @MetroSchools: there has been NO decision yet about closing schools tomorrow #
- @SarahPalinUSA orchestrated 9/11. If you support her the terrorists WIN (’cause it was her). #BlamePalin please RT to help spread the TRUTH #
- @SarahPalinUSA shot JFK from the grassy knoll #BlamePalin :: please RT to help spread the TRUTH #
- @SarahPalinUSA came up with the idea to re-edit Star Wars so Greedo shot first #BlamePalin please RT to help spread the TRUTH #
- @SarahPalinUSA has been killing all those birds with her ultra-sonic super prayers (and guns) #BlamePalin please RT to help spread the TRUTH #
- Tea Partiers compln abt “made-up criticism about, for instance, the founders intruding on the Indians or having slaves” http://bit.ly/gwGgtx #
- Just read that story aloud and Callia said, “WHAT? They are SOOOOO stupid.” At least Tennessee’s public education system didn’t fail HER. #
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ATTENTION STUPIDS: The Zodiac has been changed! Better go read up on your new personality.. otherwise you risk thinking for yourself. #
- Callia made me PROMISE to put Afrika Bambatta & Steve Miller Band mp3s on her Nintendo DSiXL. That’s MY daughter. #
- I’ve been told that the changes in the Zodiac do not affect us. Thank god! Was worried that everything I knew about that gypsy grift was bs. #
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RT@DalaiLama: If we have a positive mental attitude, then even when surrounded by hostility, we shall not lack inner peace// booze helps too #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-01-15
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