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an open letter to all entitled twats

In short, erectile “Go fuck yourself.” Originally this was directed to one person who was blowing up facebook talking shit, thumb totally unprovoked. I’ve since removed the references to that one specific talentless, hacky, derivative, delusional moron to reinforce the

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-05

Callia says, viagra “Puppets are weird and I don’t like them. They always say stuff and want you to say things back, but they’re not alive. Weird.” # I am currently booking dates for my new show called “The Arbitrary

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-11-14

HEY @KeithAlberstadt I’m watching Florida play football.. turns out Vanderbilt has sports teams?! Thought you’d like to know. # Back in Atlanta. What’s fun to do at 2am here? Hook it up somebody. # so far I’m hearing ‘hookers’ and

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-31

Good point! I’ll write a show for my new character “Wacky McHacky” // RT @Kerry_White You need puppets and/or other comics’ material. Both? # Just realized the comedy world and I have an abusive relationship. I imagine Lady Comedy crying

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“mom and pop” billion dollar global conglomerate media shop!?

I think it’s cute the way Fox News freaks talk about the “main stream media” as if they’re all in one building, sale working together following one shared ideological mission.

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Found in my parents house: Lucky Jesus Cross

I guess it makes sense? If one good luck charm doesn’t work out the way they planned, viagra approved hopefully the other will save the day, order right? I don’t know where you buy one of these but I’ll bet

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