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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-03-26

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  • My video response to “What made Mr. Rogers such a big hit with the ladies?” #VYou http://vyou.com/a/218627 #
  • My video response to “Where do babies come from?” #VYou http://vyou.com/a/218643 #
  • My video response to “If you were on death row, what would you want for your last meal?” #VYou http://vyou.com/a/218651 #
  • My video response to “What movie do you hate the most??” #VYou http://vyou.com/a/218663 #
  • My video response to “What is something that people spend way too much money for when there are better so…” #VYou http://vyou.com/a/218681 #
  • My video response to “Oh no! They made you all watch that poor unicorn or whatever it was, die over and o…” #VYou http://vyou.com/a/218694 #
  • My video response to “were you upset when the sarah silverman program was cancelled? do you still keep in…” #VYou http://vyou.com/a/218704 #
  • My video response to “have your got your nintendo wii yet?” #VYou http://vyou.com/a/218858 #
  • I just pledged to help fund @MikeSalva‘s POUND DOGS cartoon project on @Kickstarter – you should too! YES, YOU SHOULD: http://kck.st/dJCUzq #
  • TONIGHT! the @nsup Showcase at @ZaniesNashville featuring @SeanParrott plus @IronComic &more! $5 615-269-0221 or http://bit.ly/NSupZaniesTix #
  • April 14-21 I’ll be working for @nashfilmfest as the NaFF TV Team 2011 Festival (jackass comedy) Correspondent: http://nafftv.com/2011-team/ #
  • Watching “In Plain Sight” on @Netflix. In EVERY episode two agents say to each other, “WHAT!? I thought YOU were watching [the witness]?!” #

  • For the last few days whenever I watch tv, every time I hear a bleep I say “FUCK!” Try it. It’s really fun.. especially with reality shows. #

  • There aren’t many things more entertaining to me than when I hear / see someone invoke my brother Kirk’s quote: “If shit sucks, leave.” #
  • RT “@mattwardcomedy: @ChadRiden thanks again for the video and for running a great show at Zanies!” // thanks for doing it, buddy #
  • RT “@yaulp: I think it’s time we saw a picure of @ChadRiden in a Wonder Woman outfit…” // I’m certain that you are all alone on that one. #
  • RT “@nashfilmfest: We want the funny! http://t.co/ZdRw19s” // you got me instead! Sorry in advance, errbody. #
  • Is Natasha Leggero rapping? Of course she is. Why woudn’t she be? It’s hilarious because she isn’t somebody you’d expect to be rapping! #
  • You’ll find rapping during a stand-up comedy show in @AndyKindler‘s The Hack’s Handbook: section 6-B: http://www.andykindler.com/none.html #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-04-03

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  • Today is my parents 40th wedding anniversary, apparently. I had no idea.. It’s not MY marriage. #
  • Watching the first episode of Knight Rider. Netflix on the Wii is awesomer than I thought it would be. Good job, guys. #
  • 5 gallon bucket of Chad Riden's muskFYI, my musk is for sale on http://www.ChadRiden.com in quantities ranging from 8oz bottles to 5 gallon buckets. Enjoy. #
  • The only way Ricky Martin could possibly have been more obviously gay over all these years is if he were a Republican congressman. #
  • bored. looking to start a twitter fight with someone. who wants to throw down? #
  • @reppocs always smells like Cheetos and lotion // RT @reppocs: @ChadRiden You’re pretty stupid, Chad. // nuh-uh! in reply to reppocs #
  • @reppocs sorry if I missed any zingers from you this afternoon. like the rest of the world, I wasn’t paying attention to anything you say. #
  • I know font snobs will throw a fit, but can someone rationally explain to me exactly what is so bad about Comic Sans? #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-02

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  • New Years Resolution: work much harder at growing my beard to be the awesomest MFing beard you’ve ever seen in your whole damn life #
  • Callia talking smack to the Pokemon Battle Revolution Wii game: “Is that a lamb? You better call Little Bo Peep.” #
  • #CHADRIDEN1K started on Oct. 8 with 388 followers. Im now at 420. OMG, we’re not going to reach 1,000 by New Years Eve, are we?!? O-M-G #
  • finally uploaded a video to Funny or Die: “Jackass picks up roadkill deer off the interstate” http://tinyurl.com/FOD-roadkill #
  • RT @ScottAukerman:Any time I see an attractive woman on TV or in the movies, I think, “Oh, she’s pretty-what job is she pretending to have?” #
  • RT @GregFitzShow: I have a really good podcast, but too few followers. Please send a message to friends so I can break 6k by 2010. Thanks! #
  • Happy New Year to everybody who is still my friend after putting up with all of the crap I said and did (or didn’t say and do) in 2009. #
  • Crappy New Year to: overbearing neighborhood associations. You’re all creepy as shit. I hope your houses burn then flood. #
  • Crappy New Year to: any cop that hands out tickets for a living. I hope your family is victimized while you’re clocking speeders. #
  • Crappy New Year to: partisan zealots. Our 2-party system is the problem. Disband all political parties and force people to think. #
  • Crappy New Year to: insurance companies. Suck it. What a scam you’re running.. I hope our entire fake economy crashes. #
  • Crappy New Year to: the ass-clowns ruining WRVU-FM. Vanderbilt has some really cool people.. but there are also Total Dicks. #
  • Crappy New Year to: people offended by the word “retarded” – mentally handicapped people aren’t.. and YOU are silly. #
  • Happy New Year to everybody who is still my friend after putting up with all of the crap I said in the last thirty seconds. #
  • Crappy New Year to: career politicians. You should all make minimum wage, live in public housing & rely upon welfare. #
  • Crappy New Year to: Wall Street. Anything that can fluctuate in “value” by major percentages a minute HAS to be worthless. #
  • Crappy New Year to: anything “too big to fail” – those are exactly the things that should fail. You’re all wrong and retarded. #
  • Crappy New Year to: anyone who gave up on the dream. The difference between success and failure is your choices. #
  • My 6-year-old daughter just asked me to play Spin The Bottle with her. I have failed as a parent. #
  • OH. Her version of Spin The Bottle is you do an impression of whoever the bottle points to. Her impression of me is funny, not flattering. #
  • When Callia says “I’m starving to DEATH!” she means, “I could eat about four chicken nuggets.” #
  • Crappy New Year to: jackasses who drive past my house doing twice the speed limit, revving their minivan engines to their pathetic limits. #
  • Crappy New Year to: dipshits dropping bass beats (as if it’s still 1992) while creeping past my house at 2 mph at 3 a.m. — die in a fire. #
  • “Jackass picks up roadkill deer off the interstate” – just wrote up ‘the rest of the story’ on http://ping.fm/sfVuD #
  • Probably more lifelike than he is in person. // RT @michaelianblack The CGI Carson Daly looks amazing!!! in reply to michaelianblack #
  • Finally defeated New SMB Wii. I think this means I’ll be a drunken nerd “achiever” who over-eats but doesn’t sleep in 2010. Awesome? #
  • @ sams, boozin it up with my lovely wifera. Come on out errbody, drinks are on you! #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-03

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  • I've asked my lovely wifera to speak to me in the classic "special ed student" voice whenever she's telling me what to do in the future. #
  • If you hate getting off of your couch as much as I do, download 'Contra: ReBirth' for the Wii. #
  • RT @nsup @Anundson hey gang @ChadRiden joins me on WRVU 91.1 FM 8am-9am. Get up stand up yo!!!! #
  • Just saw Barbara Streisand on HLN talking about coming out of retirement. One of my oldest jokes #
  • Sumter, SC! Tmrow I'll be on WDXY 1240AM 8:30ish am & Friday night headlining at the Sumter Opera House 8:30p -rally all slacker smartasses! #
  • Planning for an upcoming camping trip, my lovely wifera requested I buy an electric blanket in case it gets cold. #
  • In completely unrelated news, my lovely wifera hates and wishes I would shut my "stupid word hole." #
  • Mocking a commercial on tv, I said, "I am Optimus Prime." Callia said, "No, you are Laziness Prime." Touche, my young Padawan. #
  • Tonights show'll be WEIRD RT @comedynews Letterman says he was victim of $2-million extortion attempt in sex case http://tinyurl.com/ydeobbm #
  • Only David Letterman could a) have something like this happen to him b) take a story like this and make it get constant laughs on his show. #
  • Conan needs to fall and bust something else if he wants to get back in the news again. #
  • Letterman's personal life is none of our Gat Dern business but watch em take a VERY personal & intimate & embarrassing story & made it FUNNY #
  • @TVBarn I agree with @damianholbrook, I've gotten an anti-Dave vibe from you for a while now. Re-read 'Late night TV still a boys' club..' in reply to TVBarn #
  • Why is it that if you make one wrong move with a clock radio, your whole day is ruined? #
  • Ok, I pushed the wrong button. Why do I have to unplug it to get it to STF up? #
  • headlining the Opera House in Sumter, SC tonight at 8:30. Tell your friends, 'cause I don't have any here: http://ping.fm/nmLV4 #