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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-05-21

Beat ch’yer tired, regional stereotypes, y’all! They need a whoopin! I ain’t above beatin’ ‘em if you won’t! WOOOOOOOOOO! # Just did a set sandwiched by burlesque acts. I’ve wasted the last 10 years fooling around in comedy clubs, but

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-04-30

so God sends Jesus.. we kill him.. then we celebrate his brutal murder. What if we DIDN’T kill him, and instead acted like he told us to? # hey @BillyWayneDavis @PunchlineMag thinks you’re adorable: http://j.mp/fAEVHb B-dub and Punchline sittin’ in

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-07

This just in! Kanye West twittered something CRAAAAZY! (fart) # thanks to the team at Riden Auto, I now have a car fueled by the urine of the homeless. # ladies, “that’s what HE said” is NOT necessarily interchangeable with

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-05-22

the sensation of a tick crawling on your ass is unmistakable.. but you’re guaranteed to think you feel it again when you’re trying to sleep. # if I’m going to beat @aplusk & @britneyspears to 5 Million followers I think

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-04-03

Today is my parents 40th wedding anniversary, apparently. I had no idea.. It’s not MY marriage. # Watching the first episode of Knight Rider. Netflix on the Wii is awesomer than I thought it would be. Good job, guys. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-12

Washing and drying a few loads of snuggies, slankets and bariatric slipper socks. # RT @toddbarry: My favorite part of getting the Sunday NY times: throwing out the Sports section. # “Osama Bin Laden has never touched a dime of

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-05

I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: tonight, comedy, night – http://w33.us/2kit # http://twitpic.com/rpdom – The Reindeer toilet. If this is in your house, I hate you. # It’s childish, I know..

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-17

Doing 20-ish minutes 7:30 tonight @ Zanies “best of Nashville” show. Might do the Crazy Monkey Dance.   # RT @bdonahueweedman @ChadRiden I know I can’t shut up about it, but u could be the comedy version of Anvil. in reply

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AFCOAT News Update, vol. 316, 67

Hola, true believers! It’s me, your pal Chad Riden (America’s Favorite Comedian of All Time) with a little update about comedy crap and real life crap and everything in between. There has been so much going on, I barely know

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