- (random joke about Charlie Sheen being hilariously on the brink of self-destruction at all times, which I will regret / delete when he dies) #
- @CalliaRiden just said, “put some clothes on, daddy. You look like a super lazy person who doesn’t want to do anything.” bingo! #
- http://twitvid.com/I5JK5 – This guy just snuck in the back door at @ZaniesNashville to interview @TomGreenLive. Awesome / crazy. #
- RT “@tomgreenlive: @ChadRiden Rock on Chad!!” // this whole weekend has been awesomely insane. Nashville! get tickets for sun night. #
- It is with a sadness that I realize I’m too old, fat, drunk and hairy to be in this (and most) bars. #
- The temperature inside my house is the exact same as outdoors. the ac/heat(?) is blowing furiously. I’m not sure which way we were headed.. #
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tonight I’ll be live tweeting my hilarious,unique take on the live tweeting efforts of live tweeters’ live tweets. LIVE! #
- RT @Anundson “@ChadRiden it wasn’t that long ago when you got us thrown out of The Villager.” // I get tossed out of there every time I go. in reply to Anundson#
- @JesseIsTerrific I was talking to D about that last night. I’m doing his radio show tuesday, wanna go? http://on.fb.me/mUsiChAllin reply to JesseIsTerrific#
- RT @nicoledz “I’d give up my bulk order of Thin Mints to play the SNES Aladdin game” // http://www.snes9x.com/ & http://bit.ly/SNESaladdinin reply to nicoledz#
- oscars schmoscars. @TomGreenLive @MrSeanPatton & I’m doing one last show TONIGHT at 7:30pm at @ZaniesNashville – be early, it will sell out. #
- Thank you for axing, I’m wearing boots, tattered jeans, a stolen jäger shirt and one of my brothers’ Firestone uniforms (in fatty size). #
- I’m just glad *somebody* thanked The Academy.. they’re always the unsung heroes of Oscars night. #
- One of my favorite types of douches: loud audience members who are shushed by the staff & then talk loudly about how they were told to stfu. #
- RT @tomgreenlive Nashville late last night. http://post.ly/1gLXJ // thanks for the food & laughs, buddy. I had a ball. See ya around! in reply to tomgreenlive#
- in feb I did 20 shows in 28 days in 5 cities w/ great comics, including @MariaBamfoo @DougStanhope @TomGreenLive @MrSeanPatton and more #
- RT @andyandyfleming “@ChadRiden No one likes a braggart.” // I don’t care! I’m an F-18 powered by Charlie Sheen! WINNING! in reply to andyandyfleming#
- RT @andyandyfleming “@ChadRiden it looks like you’ve been doing awesome things. So happy for you.” // I can read the hate between the lines. in reply to andyandyfleming#
- Turns out I’ve been deathly ill the last three days. Totally thought it was just a terrible hangover. Oops #
- @Late_Show I wish you would webcast the band during commercial breaks. I’d love to hear all of “Ghost Riders In The Sky” right now. #
- the doctor’s office just called – confirmed that I do NOT have the flu, nor is it H1N1. I’ve got a tiger blood IV, but am not getting better #
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you can’t teach idiots how to not be idiotic. #
- I just sent someone a photo of my nut sack. I just pray this doesn’t come back to haunt me some day. #
- Sometimes I talk to local open mic’ers and feel like Papa Smurf tactfully trying to explain how the world works to Bigmouth the ogre. #