Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-06-18

  • Freedom Of Speech “..just watch what you say.” ♫ http://blip.fm/~15awis #
  • “..if I gotta play by your rules, I’m being phony.” ♫ http://blip.fm/~15awn5 #
  • @buzzTouchApp is awesomeness! You can create iPhone / Android apps, even if you’re an idiot! #
  • a LOT of vintage porn has WAYYYYY more rape scenarios than seems appropriate or necessary.. or, so I’m told. #

  • Travel like a king;
    Listen to the inner voice;
    A higher wisdom is at work for you; #
  • Conquering the stumbling blocks come easier;
    When the conqueror is in tune with the infinite; #
  • Every ending is a new beginning;
    Life is an endless unfoldment;
    Change your mind, and you change your relation to time; #
  • You can find the answer;
    The solution lies within the problem;
    The answer is in every question;
    Dig it? #
  • An attitude is all you need to rise and walk away;
    Inspire yourself;
    Your life is yours;
    It fits you like your skin; #
  • The oak sleeps in the acorn;
    The giant sequoia tree sleeps in its tiny seed;
    The bird waits in the egg;
    God waits for his unfoldment in man #
  • Fly on, children;
    Play on. #
  • You gravitate to that which you secretly love most;
    You meet in life the exact reproduction of your own thoughts; #
  • There is no chance, coincidence or accident;
    In a world ruled by law and divine order; #
  • You rise as high as your dominant aspiration;
    You descend to the level of your lowest concept of your self; #
  • Free your mind and your ass will follow #
  • The infinite intelligence within you knows the answers;
    Its nature is to respond to your thoughts; #
  • Be careful of the thought-seeds you plant in the garden of your mind;
    For seeds grow after their kind; #
  • Play on, children. #
  • Every thought felt as true;
    Or allowed to be accepted as true by your conscious mind;
    Take roots in your subconscious; #
  • Blossoms sooner or later into an act;
    And bears its own fruit; #
  • Good thoughts bring forth good fruit;
    Bullshit thoughts rot your meat;
    Think right, and you can fly. #
  • The kingdom of heaven is within.
    Free your mind, and your ass will follow.Play on, children.
    Sing on, lady. #
  • “Good Thoughts, Bad Thoughts” (George Clinton, Eddie Hazel) #
  • I know it’s just a video game, but Cat Woman in Batman: Arkham City has a fantastic ass. #E3ONG4 #
  • I shot guns with Whitehurst yesterday. My ears are still ringing and I feel like I’m crawling with ticks. Spending today naked just in case. #
  • Tuesday in Nashville! the @NSup Showcase at @ZaniesNashville featuring myself and comics hand-picked by me b/c they’re funny and stuff. $5! #
  • .@NC5 interviewed me about the Tracy Morgan controversy for tonight’s 6pm news. Had I known Police Academy 3 was on CC I wouldn’t have gone. #
  • thanks @NC5 and @NC5_AmandaHara for making me look so darn handsome on the tv tonight. See you tomorrow at 7 for “OpenLine” on NC5+ #
  • The Tracy Morgan controversy is NOT about Tracy.it’s 100% about TN HB 600 / SB 632 http://t.co/8iOZ59K & “Don’t Say Gay” http://t.co/aRBatMb #
  • Both TN HB 600 / SB 632 & Stacy Campfield’s ridiculous “Don’t Say Gay” legislation are terrible but GLAAD is using Tracy Morgan as a pawn. #
  • LGBT rights / equality is important & TN is a hotbed right now.. but by demonizing Tracy Morgan, the new victim has become free speech. #
  • Comedians – and all artists of any medium – must be able to communicate whatever they want, however they see fit. #
  • As soon as one subject/word/idea is “off limits” then it’s ALL taboo. Tracy’s words were in the context of a show, NOT a political statement #
  • Tracy’s act was paraphrased second-hand in text by someone who was offended by a performer who has said similar things many times before. #
  • Yes, it was “violent imagery” and it would be “disturbing” IF you thought he would act out literal interpretations of his ACT in REAL LIFE. #
  • Sometimes I say the exact opposite of what I mean and exaggerate view points I totally DISAGREE with, but sarcasm doesn’t translate to text. #
  • Don’t take the literal meaning of the text of the words comedians say in their ACTS and use that to try to judge their REAL WORLD opinions. #
  • Johnny Cash did not kill a guy in Reno. Steven Wright didn’t have a pony. Tracy Morgan wouldn’t stab his kid in the neck. Use your brain. #
  • If special interest groups who exist ONLY to be offended by things are allowed to dictate what artists can say.. Freedom of Speech is dead. #
  • @emilyvolman @jenhen @StevenWright‘s “I Have A Pony” is a MUST OWN: http://t.co/bepR37W #
  • I’ll be on @NC5‘s “Open Line” show tonight from 7-8pm on NC5+ discussing the Tracy Morgan controversy. You can call in: 615-737-7587 #
  • RT @Anundson I want to apologize for @ChadRiden for saying gaydar on openline. // mark, you’re the best. Your call was hilarious. Thanks! in reply to Anundson #
  • Thanks for putting up with my crap, @NC5 – I think it was a pretty good show. I appreciate the opportunity to talk about things and stuff. #
  • RT @Anundson @ChadRiden great job buddy // Thanks. I still have no idea what I have to do to my tv to find @NC5+ – is it magically hidden? in reply to Anundson #
  • I think @NC5+ will replay the Open Line show at 6am & 11am and probably more times, who knows. See if I get any funnier each time it plays. #
  • Instead of giving my dog Guido a haircut I’m thinking about giving him nappy, knotty dreads.. or maybe corn rows. Someone braid my dog 4 me? #
  • Just got a “runner’s high” for the first time in 16+ years. Not so impressive once you’ve had ‘shrooms. #

  • Chuck Norris doesn’t wanna make @BrianBatesComic angry. #
  • Chuck Norris is scared to look in the mirror and say @BrianBatesComic 5 times. #
  • Casinos are arcades for elderly people who like unimaginative games with terrible graphics, primitive controls and repetitive gameplay. #