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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-04-16

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  • .@WindowsPhone – from the geniuses who brought you the beloved, equally groundbreaking Zune! #
  • .@WindowsPhone -because Windows isn’t just a shitty os for your low budget, generic desktop computer, now it’s also for your 3rd rate phone! #
  • RT @wrongforum “@ChadRiden you get a bad phone?” // nope! got an iPhone 4, it’s fantastic.. but these Windows Phone ads are all over in reply to wrongforum #
  • .@WindowsPhone – FINALLY! @Office on your phone! Just like you’ve ALWAYS wanted.. right, soulless corporate whores? #
  • RT @McDonalds “families can make the choices that are best for their kids.” // which is exactly why we do not eat your grey rat-meat burgers in reply to McDonalds #
  • Every time I think about the Sex Pistols I am disappointed that it’s just music and a Sex Pistol isn’t actually a real thing. #
  • I’m envisioning a Glock-looking ray-gun weapon that makes people start doing it upon impact. #
  • Stop trying to placate me by talking about the Bop Gun. The Bop Gun frees your mind so your behind will follow. That’s not the same thing. #
  • all I know about pain medicine is: when they tell you not to drink booze with it, you’d be a fool not to drink booze with it. #
  • OH! a @Windows “app store”!? What a great idea. How do they come up with such GREAT ideas? Nobody else innovates like that. NOBODY! #
  • Happy birthday to David Letterman! How will @Late_Show celebrate? My vote: all night, toss stalkers off the roof of the Ed Sullivan Theater. #
  • Chattanooga, TN tonight @ All You Can Eat Comedy Buffet at 9pm. $5 http://on.fb.me/ez8lqp #
  • Earlier in the week I blamed a fart on the cat, but I think I owe him an apology. Sorry, “Ace Venture: Snuggles Detective.” #

  • I love how aluminum siding gives your expensive house that shitty trailer park look and feel. #

  • Here’s my first #NaFF2011 video.. http://bit.ly/g8GbOq :: I’ll be filming more stuff at @NashFilmFest later this week. #
  • #BoyICantWaitUntilWeAllCommunicateUsingNothingBut
    StupidlyLongHashTagsForEverythingWeEverSay
    ForEverAndEverAmen     #
  • in lieu of flowers, please send anything other than flowers. #
  • V! Thanks, man. Tell the kids I said hey. Then explain to the kids who I am.. but lie. //RT @AKASKA2:”Happy Birthday buddy!! Have a good 1!” in reply to AKASKA2 #
  • RT @tedalexandro “Predictable move, Tea Party has a black guy hosting.” // is he in a sea of Whitey? in reply to tedalexandro #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-01-15

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  • 1 down, 19 to go! is everybody else who was on @SarahPalinUSA ‘s hit list taking cover and beefing up security? holy shit. #
  • Sarah Palin’s “Take Back The 20″ post is still on FaceBook (for now): http://on.fb.me/TakeBackThe20 #

  • Giving the cat a clean shave. #

  • any time I see a Twitter Trend I don’t understand I assume it’s sports or music or another universally loved thing I don’t give a shit about #
  • MySpace has a staff? #
  • @MetroSchools the link to see ‘snow patrol’ photos requires a login/pass, but there is no link to register for one. in reply to MetroSchools #
  • @MetroSchools no, “Click here for photos taken by the “snow patrol” on the morning of January 11, 2011.” goes to: http://twitpic.com/3p7gj6 in reply to MetroSchools #
  • Don’t ever question my authoritaww! // RT @MetroSchools @ChadRiden Oops! You are correct. Apologies for doubting you. Fixing it. And thanks. in reply to MetroSchools #
  • Is “Country Strong” anything like “Retard Strength”? Haven’t seen the movie. #
  • When I click on something that is trending, it’s always just people saying, “I CAN’T BELIEVE (whatever) IS TRENDING!? OMG.” Please die. #
  • @DanielTosh your Carlos Mencia impression is unparalleled. Is Carlos eligible for a future segment of ‘is he retarded?’ #
  • My 14-year-old dog Guido has been going up & down the stairs constantly for about 10 minutes now. Alzheimer’s? or does he see g-g-g-ghosts? #
  • Turns out fake comedy sports news shows are just as unbearable as the real thing. #
  • @SarahPalinUSA is actually the ‘real killer’ OJ Simpson has been tracking down all these years. Pass it on. #BlamePalin #
  • @SarahPalinUSA created AIDS when she hate-f#cked a monkey. True Story. #BlamePalin (please RT to help spread the TRUTH) #
  • Just announce it already, pansies. We all know you’re gonna. // @MetroSchools: there has been NO decision yet about closing schools tomorrow #
  • @SarahPalinUSA orchestrated 9/11. If you support her the terrorists WIN (’cause it was her). #BlamePalin please RT to help spread the TRUTH #
  • @SarahPalinUSA shot JFK from the grassy knoll #BlamePalin :: please RT to help spread the TRUTH #
  • @SarahPalinUSA came up with the idea to re-edit Star Wars so Greedo shot first #BlamePalin please RT to help spread the TRUTH #
  • @SarahPalinUSA has been killing all those birds with her ultra-sonic super prayers (and guns) #BlamePalin please RT to help spread the TRUTH #
  • Tea Partiers compln abt “made-up criticism about, for instance, the founders intruding on the Indians or having slaves” http://bit.ly/gwGgtx #
  • Just read that story aloud and Callia said, “WHAT? They are SOOOOO stupid.” At least Tennessee’s public education system didn’t fail HER. #

  • ATTENTION STUPIDS: The Zodiac has been changed! Better go read up on your new personality.. otherwise you risk thinking for yourself. #

  • Callia made me PROMISE to put Afrika Bambatta & Steve Miller Band mp3s on her Nintendo DSiXL. That’s MY daughter. #
  • I’ve been told that the changes in the Zodiac do not affect us. Thank god! Was worried that everything I knew about that gypsy grift was bs. #

  • RT@DalaiLama: If we have a positive mental attitude, then even when surrounded by hostility, we shall not lack inner peace// booze helps too #