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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-05-22

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  • the sensation of a tick crawling on your ass is unmistakable.. but you’re guaranteed to think you feel it again when you’re trying to sleep. #
  • if I’m going to beat @aplusk & @britneyspears to 5 Million followers I think I’m going to need a good old “Colbert Bump” from @StephenAtHome #
  • This just in: all the tv networks announced their lineups of crappy new shows they’ll cancel as soon as they air. Tune in! #
  • Dear Ted Turner, Cartoon Network should spin off a second channel called NOT Cartoon Network for all these shitty live action kids shows. #
  • totally pissed that I’m missing #davecon10 – @billlehecka & @micahwhite – please tell everybody in attendance that I said, “suck it.” #
  • Megan Fox won’t be in Transformers 3!? Where will they find another actress with the acting chops to fill the “generic hot girl” role? #
  • Every time I pack a school lunch for Callia I think about how funny it’d be to replace her drink box with a can of beer. Criminal, but funny #
  • @TheNashvillian & @bdonahueweedman – I don’t have any idea what’s going on in Nashville comedy, but @NSup & @NashvilleComedy sure does. #
  • just imagining Callia’s frustration cracks me up. She’d pick up the can of beer, look at it and scream “DADDY!” and be pissed. ha ha ha. #
  • I’m probably psychotic for finding joy in that, but just knowing how irritated she’d be with me is hilarious. #
  • then there’s the school freaking the hell out. that’s a whole other level of awesome. then the police show up and the laughing stops. #
  • I’m at Your Mom’s House (cheaney glen drive, Old lebanon dirt road, Hermitage). http://4sq.com/dq4Uhk #
  • Mohammad Draws Mohammad and gives the thumbs-up for “Everybody Draw Mohammad Day” …so… it’s totally ok now: http://ping.fm/Pskec #
  • OMG errbody, I can’t wait for the LOST finale! I don’t know what show to obsess over next.. maybe Gilmore Girls? NO, that would be stupid. #
  • RT @cklouis I have a great idea how 2 plug the oil leak in the gulf of mexico.kick sarah palin right in her stupid vagina.Then plug the leak #