Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-02-26

  • Tonight in birmingham with @DougStanhope: http://facebook.com/event.php?eid=167552836606289 #
  • RT “@LeeRoyDiggler: @JesseIsTerrific @ChadRiden Huh?” // Doooooooo whhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaat? #
  • my head is still spinning a little from this weekend with @DougStanhope – here’s some of my photos :: http://on.fb.me/hBDhDS #
  • I wonder if Lt. Col. Chad Riden (AFCENT Director of Space Forces Space Control Officer) ever Googles himself & sees me. http://bit.ly/fi5MFr #
  • Let the record show that this weekend @DougStanhope called me: “wicked funny” once, “fucking brilliant” twice, and “stupid” only one time. #

  • I’ll be at @ZaniesNashville with @MrSeanPatton wed-thurs & @TomGreenLive fri-sun. Think you can handle that much pure, unfiltered funny!? #
  • RT “@lesleyrebecca: @ChadRiden @tomgreenlive is coming back? I want to touch the scar again.” // then I’ll see ya this weekend! #
  • RT “@seanparrott: I’m sorry, Chad. @chadriden” // NO YOU ARE NOT #
  • If you’re in Nashville and have the night off and you don’t come out to see @MrSeanPatton thursday night you can just go fuck yourself. #
  • Callia: “Daddy, I’ve heard you say the F-word, but you weren’t mad.. you were laughing on the phone with your friend.” #

  • RT “@Henlips: Man, It’s a good thing nobody loves me…” // I love you, Henry Phillips! That ain’t the booze talkin. Typing, yes- not talkin #
  • I wish you nothing but pain in your silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon! Poetry INDEED leaping from his fingertips. #
  • RT @latimesent: A new ‘Police Academy’ — a good idea? http://lat.ms/edNOPV // OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG #
  • due to a trimming mishap earlier today my beard is only operating at 80% of it’s normal power. We’re working to restore functionality asap. #
  • I tried a gel-fueled beard comb-over but it did not meet quality control standards. #BeardGate2011 #
  • RT “@CalliaRiden: @ChadRiden your beard looks like a squirrel died on your face.” // ha! HA! Go to bed. #