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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-05-28

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  • when laying the groundwork for your silly cult.. you can say, “the end is near!” ..but if you set a specific date, you’re limiting yourself. #
  • you know, we could achieve nearly the same effect if everybody who *believed* they’d be raptured today would just kill themselves. #
  • cable tv networks are really missing a great opportunity if they don’t play Kirk Cameron’s “Left Behind” movie tomorrow. #

  • Actually the rapture DID happen but it turns out ALL of the religions are so far off-base that NOBODY is worthy, “chosen” or special. Sorry. #

  • Happy Birthday to my favorite person ever, @CalliaRiden http://t.co/ZfVZ2vl #
  • Encourage Tennessee to “Say Gay” http://t.co/YOwfgpF via @change :: please RT, @SarahKSilverman, @jlalondecomedy, everybody #
  • TONIGHT! @Renardcomedy Hirsch @BradBradBrad Edwards & @ChadRiden at @LimelightTN (FREE admission if you mention twitter) http://j.mp/kZRA0s #
  • .@NC5 has pre-empted @Late_Show for severe weather coverage. Nothing personal, but I’d rather die in a tornado than listen to local wx guys. #
  • RT @NC5 NC5_HeatherGraf live in downtown Nashville. Says lots of lightning is lighting up the sky. // very insightful. more updates please! in reply to NC5 #
  • oh look! it’s the storm graphically represented in 3D! awesome! pointless! useless! but awesome! #

  • Truly the most compelling way to spread the word about Jesus must be to write his name in the dirt on the back of a 18 wheeler with a finger #

  • My neighbor and I just got our tea leaves read by a random dude in Kroger who claimed to be a prophet of God & everything he said was true. #
  • RT @andyandyfleming This bar is full of people who look like @chadriden. Surely this is not the next style?//WELCOME TO THE FUTURE, BITCHES! in reply to andyandyfleming #
  • @BenBergman how do you read someones tea leaves?//with an ethereal decoder ring found in a burlap sack of green tea at the Asian supermarket in reply to BenBergman #
  • @BenBergman how do you read someones tea leaves?// with his third eye? I dunno. He just walked up and machine-gunned us with insightfulness. in reply to BenBergman #
  • @andyandyfleming I imagine it being like stumbling into a cornfield of clones of The Sheriff on Squidbillies but it’s Chad Ridens in a bar. in reply to andyandyfleming #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-04-02

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  • “Have you seen this Rebecca Black ‘Friday’ video? It’s TERRIBLE! I’m gonna repost it everywhere & tell everyone I know!” I blame @DanielTosh #

  • Kids say “guess what?” a LOT. No, YOU guess what? Conversational MadLibs is annoying. Also, Nobody cares about your story at all. #
  • Took @CalliaRiden to see Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2. The entire theater smells like little kid farts. #
  • RT @nsup ‘Pound Dogs’ cartoon seeks funding http://bit.ly/eT0SYz // @MikeSalva just needs 334 people to give $5 each! We can do this, guys. in reply to nsup #
  • @AdultSwim @TheRealEarly I DEMAND TO KNOW WHY THE SQUIDBILLIES THEME IS NO LONGER SUNG BY BILLY JOE SHAVER. wtf guys, come on. #
  • .@WillieNelson has to sing a song in court to avoid jail: http://bit.ly/e2grIt – I didn’t know the Dukes of Hazzard was still in production. #
  • “Own the meatballs” – new BIZRQ cd available now: http://nashvillestandup.com/new-bizrq-cd-glass-half-meatballs-drops-today/ @Anundson @birq #
  • Wiped, completely reinstalled everything on my phone. The default setting for Everything seems to be ‘Annoy The Shit Out Of Chad.’ #
  • Officially stricken with my 2nd major sickness of 2011: shingles. Some call it Old Man Super Herpes Disease-O-Rama.. I call it weeks of FUN! #
  • DRUNK WARS documents drunks in their undisturbed natural habitat. Episode 20,110,312: http://bit.ly/DrunkWars #
  • RT @DJ_Spinja “YIKES!! I hope you’re better soon!” // I wish Twitter’s ‘Add your location’ function would allow me to say ‘on my death bed.’ in reply to DJ_Spinja #
  • RT @nsup: The album @ReggieWatts recorded live in Nashville is now at @Thirdmanvault – vinyl LP only, no digital. Go pick it up: http://bit.ly/RW3rd
  • RT @nsup: Listening to @ReggieWatts‘ live @Thirdmanvault record. Can clearly hear @SeanParrott & @ChadRiden laughing hysterically bit.ly/RW3rd
  • RT “@seanparrott: @Chadriden Is it finally out?” // it’s out! Go get it: bit.ly/RW3rd #
  • @NPR‘s Science Friday is about to do a funny scientific comedy show today for April Fools Day. Please don’t I’m already in enough pain. #
  • Just shot a bunch of man on the street stuff in 3D for @nashfilmfest – should be online Monday-ish. Get your 3D glasses ready. #
  • Got your 3D glasses? BEHOLD! AFCOAT on Broadway earlier tonight for @nashfilmfest, looking amazingly life-like. http://twitpic.com/4fxeju #
  • Hey April Fools Day Jokers, “unfunny lie” is NOT the same thing as a “joke” or a “prank”:
    http://splitsider.com/2011/04/ugh-april-fools-day #

  • One of the few things I hate about having a kid: waking up at 5am with Big Time Rush stuck in my head. Also: knowing Big Time Rush exists. #

  • RT “@ohexcuseme: just imagine It’s Slayer.”// you’re stronger than I. @nickelodeonTV‘s insta-tween-star factory will be the death of me. #