Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-03-26

  • My video response to “What made Mr. Rogers such a big hit with the ladies?” #VYou http://vyou.com/a/218627 #
  • My video response to “Where do babies come from?” #VYou http://vyou.com/a/218643 #
  • My video response to “If you were on death row, what would you want for your last meal?” #VYou http://vyou.com/a/218651 #
  • My video response to “What movie do you hate the most??” #VYou http://vyou.com/a/218663 #
  • My video response to “What is something that people spend way too much money for when there are better so…” #VYou http://vyou.com/a/218681 #
  • My video response to “Oh no! They made you all watch that poor unicorn or whatever it was, die over and o…” #VYou http://vyou.com/a/218694 #
  • My video response to “were you upset when the sarah silverman program was cancelled? do you still keep in…” #VYou http://vyou.com/a/218704 #
  • My video response to “have your got your nintendo wii yet?” #VYou http://vyou.com/a/218858 #
  • I just pledged to help fund @MikeSalva‘s POUND DOGS cartoon project on @Kickstarter – you should too! YES, YOU SHOULD: http://kck.st/dJCUzq #
  • TONIGHT! the @nsup Showcase at @ZaniesNashville featuring @SeanParrott plus @IronComic &more! $5 615-269-0221 or http://bit.ly/NSupZaniesTix #
  • April 14-21 I’ll be working for @nashfilmfest as the NaFF TV Team 2011 Festival (jackass comedy) Correspondent: http://nafftv.com/2011-team/ #
  • Watching “In Plain Sight” on @Netflix. In EVERY episode two agents say to each other, “WHAT!? I thought YOU were watching [the witness]?!” #
  • For the last few days whenever I watch tv, every time I hear a bleep I say “FUCK!” Try it. It’s really fun.. especially with reality shows. #

  • There aren’t many things more entertaining to me than when I hear / see someone invoke my brother Kirk’s quote: “If shit sucks, leave.” #
  • RT “@mattwardcomedy: @ChadRiden thanks again for the video and for running a great show at Zanies!” // thanks for doing it, buddy #
  • RT “@yaulp: I think it’s time we saw a picure of @ChadRiden in a Wonder Woman outfit…” // I’m certain that you are all alone on that one. #
  • RT “@nashfilmfest: We want the funny! http://t.co/ZdRw19s” // you got me instead! Sorry in advance, errbody. #
  • Is Natasha Leggero rapping? Of course she is. Why woudn’t she be? It’s hilarious because she isn’t somebody you’d expect to be rapping! #
  • You’ll find rapping during a stand-up comedy show in @AndyKindler‘s The Hack’s Handbook: section 6-B: http://www.andykindler.com/none.html #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-12-25

  • Any adult who wants or expects a Christmas gift from another adult is a lunatic. #
  • Judd Apatow sometimes ReTweet’s haters. I will now try to trick him.
  • @JuddApatow is an ass-faced clown twat! Grrr! Unprovoked anger-fueled irrational Internet Jihad! #
  • Judd Apatow did not fall for it. DAMMIT!
  • Thanks to @nsup @ZaniesNashville @JesseCase @BillyWayneDavis @BradBradBrad @seanparrott and everybody who participated in @IronComic tonight. #
  • RT @reggiewatts: interesting article about the IRS http://bit.ly/fLKct3 // careful.. THESE people are responsible for my bankruptcy. #
  • I won the first Golden Fresca of the 2010 Spanky’s Awards b/c NashvilleComedyChaos didn’t show up. http://twitpic.com/3iafsv#

  • I get an entirely unhealthy satisfaction from arguing with completely insane people.. but boy is it fun. #
  • building a giant magical tree house where everybody I’ve ever met can come and be best pals together forever. hope to see you there! #
  • Now taking applications for new casual acquaintances. must have fragile ego, deep-seated anger issues and lots of pride. #
  • Browsing the Useless Shit store at the mall, buying one of each thing here for everybody I’ve ever met because that was what Jesus wanted. #

  • The only thing more beautiful than a tree that has been topped is an asphalt parking lot four times bigger than would ever be necessary. #
  • I think buying your spouse expensive jewelry for Christmas is a good way to buy their loyalty for one more year while you continue to cheat. #
  • I wasn’t invited to lunch tomorrow, so much as told I was going to go by the “Happy Birthday Gary” @ComedyPodcast :: http://bit.ly/fLFnjD#
  • RT @Anundson Listening to old episodes of mangy dog radio hour whoop dee doo // WHOOP-DEE-DOO?!? http://mangydog.comedypodcast.com/in reply to Anundson#
  • RT @Anundson: you are always invited yo lunch // I don’t eat! I get most of my nutrition by cannibalizing the souls of local open mic’ers. in reply to Anundson#
  • @JerriBlank when will the painful, oozing blisters go away? in reply to JerriBlank#
  • Here’s my annual Holiday Times posting of the clip of me starring as Tiny Tim in George C. Scott’s A Christmas Carol: http://bit.ly/cmr-cmas#
  • Just told Callia that Baby Jesus will come down our chimney tonight and leave us eternal gifts of guilt and depression. #ruiningchristmas#

  • Callia woke us up at 4:50 am. Coffee and fireplace are fired up and presents are being ripped open. My vote that we sleep in late? Ignored. #
  • ..and Christmas is over. Thanks for sticking by as I painstakingly live tweetered every detail instead of being present in the moment. #

Ultimate Comedy: Get On Google Wave!

Chad Riden, Brad Edwards and Sean Parrott attempt to collaborate on the next ULTIMATE COMEDY show using Google Wave. NOBODY likes Google Wave but me. Same could probably be said for this video.

Written by Brad Edwards and Chad Riden. Produced by international idiots, inc. Originally was a part of a live ULTIMATE COMEDY show in Nashville sometime in October 2010.

Ultimate Comedy: Searching for Scott?

Brad Edwards and Chad Riden need Scott Field to help them put on the greatest comedy show ever / save their souls (and grandma’s farm) / whatever. Featuring Sean Parrott, Callia Riden, Hannah Prendergast and various other East Nashvillians:

If you prefer, ULTIMATE COMEDY: Scott? is also on the YouTubes.

Produced by international idiots, inc. on September 11, 2010 as the intro video for the September 12th ULTIMATE COMEDY live show at Billups Art / The Building in East Nashville.

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-14

  • RT @JesseIsTerrific I used to do a podcast w/ @Anundson @ChadRiden @seanparrott & @BRADBRADBRAD. A lot of it was funny: http://bit.ly/bLIuyQ #
  • RT @Anundson @JesseIsTerrific we still have to do episode 50 // Tell me when, gents. My hootie-scoodle is oiled up and ready to go. #
  • @pattonoswalt @kylekinane @nsup meant to say Cookeville has chain restaurants. Also, Prince’s hot chicken is closed on Sundays, so boo. #
  • RT @JesseIsTerrific I would love to do a final 50th ep, but it would have to be good, with content & stuff. // I’ll scat Maggot Brain #
  • Listening to an upcoming episode of Happy Birthday Gary – Brad is plotting against Columbia, TN’s superhero “Viper” – http://adjix.com/zxsv #
  • RT @JesseIsTerrific @ChadRiden you could do a multitrack scat of Dueling Banjos & call it Dueling Doodles. // Fantastic.. I am on it. #
  • RT @KMurrell: @ChadRiden @anundson Fuck your birthday, Gary. // ‘fucking Gary’s birthday’ has gotta be better than fucking @reppocs #
  • RT @nsup At @ZaniesNashville to see @pattonoswalt @kylekinane – saw @ChadRiden @Riley_Fox @brienekiley @jaustinjohnson who else is here? #
  • Just filled @kylekinane s head with the backstory of “jizzy burrito”. It does not matter that you don’t get that. #
  • Things I KNOW at 4 am: the only album you really need is Led Zeppelin IV. #
  • @andyandyfleming WHO INSPIRES YOU IN YOUR FIELD? in reply to andyandyfleming #
  • belly-sweat stain + insane facial expression = best picture of me ever. (Brandon Sams, Chad Riden, Kyle Kinane) http://twitpic.com/2dgol8 #
  • Brandon Sams, Chad Riden, Kyle Kinane

  • It’s fantastic how the GOP clowns who were so terrified *Obama* would trash the Constitution.. want to change the 14th Amendment. #
  • I keep telling Callia, “there’s no need to argue, parent’s just don’t understand.” She does not believe a Fresh Prince once told me that. #
  • iPhone users have more sexual partners than BlackBerry or Android owners: http://ping.fm/ymKnb // I don’t have that app. #
  • Every woman I’ve ever seen on Bravo looks like a corpse. What happened to aging gracefully with dignity? They’re Crypt Keeper with fake tits. #
  • @superpixels get her into martial arts. Callia has found that being able to expertly kick a kid in the head changes things for the better. in reply to superpixels #