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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-03-12

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  • @mattwardcomedy when you get hungry, go to Scratch: best pizza on earth. You’ll love it. 100 East Unaka Ave. http://www.scratchbrickoven.com in reply to mattwardcomedy #
  • TONIGHT! one show only at the @Stardome in Birmingham with @MattDavis – showtime 7:30. tickets @ 205-444-0008 #
  • Signs the set didn’t go well: waitress says, “well *I* thought you were great!” #
  • Coyote. #
  • RT @nsup: The next @nsup Showcase at @ZaniesNashville (w/ @IronComic) is Tuesday March 8th! Tickets are $5: http://bit.ly/NSupZaniesTix #
  • Your @nsup Showcase @IronComic topic for tonight is: World of Warcraft. Tweet your jokes at @IronComic to qualify. Go! #
  • For Lent, I’m giving up on life. #
  • For Lent, I’m giving up on my faith. #
  • For Lent, I’m giving it up for the troops. #
  • For Lent, I’m giving it up for the waitstaff. #
  • For Lent, I’m giving it up for the other comics you’ve seen. #
  • as a kid, I always wished Spiderman would stop having amazing adventures and take a few minutes to belt out a Bono song. Dreams do come true #
  • @nsup just got word that the @Belcourt *might* be screening the @billhicks_movie in May. Very excited. http://www.americanthemovie.com/ #
  • The CNN reporter live in Tokyo keeps showing us the video tapes knocked onto the floor in their office. Big deal,tell an intern to clean up. #
  • Looking forward to seeing everybody again this year at the Chad By Chad West Festival. It’s always so AWESSSSUUMMM! #cxcw #
  • I wish I could get a break from all these “marketing guru” douches who are just here to network with all of us Chads. #ChadByChadWest #cxcw #
  • .@JesseIsTerrific it’s no secret. The Chadyterian Church bankrolled the entire thing. Tax exempt status = better swag bags! #ChadByChadWest in reply to JesseIsTerrific #
  • Everybody with a platinum holographic foil laminate got a swag bag with an iPad2, the Beatles white album on vinyl and a vial of stem cells. #
  • @emilyvolman sexist?! This ain’t no sausage fest. There’s three girls for every Chad at #ChadByChadWest – the ladies love #cxcw get on board in reply to emilyvolman #
  • RT @emilyvolman “..women! THEY ARE NOT FUNNY!”// OH they’re not here to PERFORM.. just to cook, clean and have sex with all the Chads. #cxcw in reply to emilyvolman #
  • Incredible breakfast buffet here at the #ChadByChadWest fest. Everybody’s a-buzz about the Chaderiffic events scheduled for the day. #cxcw #

  • I find that most stick figure cartoon families on the back windows of minivans and SUVs I see should be much, much fatter. #

  • I don’t think newspapers get enough credit for their in depth printed recaps of what was on the Internet yesterday. Bravo! #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-19

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  • RT @sbellelauren …i want kids. where the hell am i supposed to get one of those? // I know a guy w/ a great selection at wholesale prices. #
  • RT @bdonahueweedman where? U didn’t give a name! // “Scratch” in Johnson City, TN. Thought foursquare would say that in the message. #
  • I don’t want to brag, but MY God doesn’t give a crap what I eat/drink. Turns out that means less time worrying about Nothing for both of us. #
  • I DO have to wear magic underwear, but I’m lucky because my nads automatically create “magic” upon contact. #
  • Callia on Cherokee, NC: “all I see is hotels and tourists.. I don’t think the Indians are Indians anymore. They changed too much.” #
  • I was on Last Comic Standing in an incidental role tonight..  #
  • RT @reppocs: @ChadRiden @natebargatze pointed you out in the crowd shot. Add it to the reel! // ha! + to bio: “multiple appearances on NBC” #
  • Wed I’m in Paducah, KY w/ @bradbradbrad Edwards. Bring your binge drinking buddies and lots of cash: http://links.comedynews.org/zhpd #
  • Everybody on and/or behind the scenes at Bravo should kill themselves for being such ugly, terrible people http://ping.fm/CbmQW #
  • I want to film a parody of Last Comic Standing called First Comic Walking where the winner is the first guy to say “fuck this” and walk out. #
  • just got chopped up by a lawnmower, my neck snapped (twice), and thrown down the stairs (three times) for a short film. (“Death By Death“) #
  • RIP Parliament-Funkadelic’s Garry “Diaper Man” Shider, glad I got to see him one last time April 13th in Asheville. http://ping.fm/XGYzr #
  • Google News says I can sign in to see stories recommended based on my search history – no thanks. Not interested in “girl on girl” NEWS. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-12

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  • this is my favorite photo so far from the whole BP oil spill fiasco: http://ping.fm/ROXJj #
  • someone just asked me if there are any stand-up open mic’s at Bonnaroo. Of course there are. Absolutely. See you there! #
  • you know it’s a good meal when the aftermath looks like a pagan sacrifice took place. http://ping.fm/zg1Ut #
  • Somebody just puked in the pool. Way to ruin it for everybody, kid. #
  • I wanted a cold beer. I envisioned a cold beer. I manifested a cold beer. mmmm. http://ping.fm/JMYEu #
  • RT @cnnbrk Rig survivors: BP ordered shortcut on day of blast http://on.cnn.com/b6JPul // way to go, jackasses #
  • RT @cnnbrk BP says it’ll donate sales of oil skimmed from surface of Gulf to wildlife fund http://on.cnn.com/cY13TN // slow, sarcastic clap #
  • Wed, I’ll be doing 30 minutes of hilarious pre-Bonnaroo comedy at Wingaroo: http://ping.fm/TEx3n #
  • I only have two things: my friends and my thermos. #
  • Tonight @ Wingeroo! 6:30pm Wingers Grill and Bar; 138 Relco Drive; Manchester, TN 37355 – come on over, hippies / hipsters! #
  • Show was delayed due to rain.. We’ll get started in a few. Come on over hippies, I can smell you. I know you’re here. http://4sq.com/9HbomR #
  • I-24 West @ exit 110 – ramp is a parking lot. Interstate traffic still flowing. #
  • Just drank two beers on @conanobrien ‘s tab (!) – thanks @reggiewatts and @stuckeymurray – have fun on the rest of your tours. #
  • RT @JerriBlank: Submit your life-altering choice and I promise to be glib! // I want to look cooler. What body part should I get amputated? #
  • @RobertWeedman @bdonahueweedman are you two sitting next to each other, communicating via Twitter? #
  • two shows tonight and two shows tomorrow in Johnson City, TN – let’s keep it classy, East Tennessee. http://ping.fm/QF8Yh #
  • RT @BryanMills Where are your shows in JC? // Comedy Zone @ the holiday inn; 101 W. Springbrook Drive; Johnson City, TN 37604 – 8 & 10pm #
  • I just missed my exit because I was steering with my knee, writing jokes about computer operating systems.. ’cause I’m smart! #
  • SCRATCH in Johnson City, TN: The best pizza in all of east Tennessee, hands down.. And plenty of good music on vinyl. stock up on chocolate sydneys, or you’ve failed. #