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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-06-11

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  • Putting out an APB on both Donna Howard & Ron Sprowl, last seen (as far as I know) in knoxville, tn. Any info would be appreciated. Thanks #
  • If parents spent time raising THEIR kids instead of deciding what’s bad for MINE, nobody’d be as screwed up as Rihanna http://t.co/Ft917M8 #
  • FL Woman Attacks Roommate With Butter // The assault with butter charge won’t stick. http://t.co/Kwn2ofd #
  • 8th Grade Field Trip Stops for Lunch at Hooters // So what? We had a Scared Straight program at our school, too. http://t.co/BeyhcXP #
  • Simon Cowell Becomes Bad Botox Victim// we need something to inject into people to make their personalities less ugly http://t.co/vwXuTBo #
  • USDA Unveils New ‘MyPlate’ Dietary Diagram // a plate? they should’ve made one in the shape of a fast food bag http://t.co/isBybrB #
  • Before Japan is allowed to build the Death Star, I want my own working lightsaber, an X-wing fighter and a wookie. http://t.co/MQZfRYw #

  • I was at the @RealTracyMorgan show at @TheRyman in Nashville.. I was not “offended.” I knew what kind of music the band played b4 I went. #

  • way to be a bummer, dead lady at @Bonnaroo. #
  • they found the dead lady at @Bonnaroo when the foul stench in the air started smelling less and less of body odor and patchouli. #
  • will do //RT @tnlife Would you be willing to share your perspective on the Tracy Morgan show w/ us? Shoot an email to jbliss@tennessean.com in reply to tnlife #
  • Reaction to @RealTracyMorgan’s homophobic rant & the backlash that followed http://t.co/XBAl0qh @nsup @Tennessean #
  • ha ha! @Tennessean *almost* spelled my name right: http://t.co/Sk6DUmT #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-06-04

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  • I think I made some lifelong friends at Springwater Supperclub in Nashville tonight . Good times #
  • .@RobHaynes @Gary__Fletcher @johnthorntonjr hell, all of @NashvilleComedy sorry for the mess guys. I guess I owe someone a pitcher of beer? in reply to RobHaynes #
  • I get thrown out of bars A LOT. It’s ALWAYS for a good reason. It’s ALWAYS worth it. I always wish I had video of it. I’m never sorry. #

  • I treated a heckler to a free full pitcher of beer. All over him. Then I put the pitcher on his head like a hat. Then I had to leave. #

  • watching You Got Served on TBS has inspired me to find my local $50,000 dance off competition and go rip it up, yo! That’s how I do. #
  • .@Ralphie_May f-this open mic’er shit, make me famous, fatty. My act isn’t gonna do it on it’s own. Help a brother out. in reply to Ralphie_May #
  • .@Ralphie_May c’mon, you know I love every ounce of you. in reply to Ralphie_May #
  • .@CNN – “War on drugs has failed, report finds” // the results of my personal investigation support these findings, but research continues.. #
  • If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you.. but as it stands, the sun continues to shine quite amicably, so.. you know.. #
  • when mountains crumble to the sea, it’s every man for himself. #
  • LAST CHANCE to register to win FREE @RealTracyMorgan tickets @TheRyman from @nsup Fri. 6/3! @ 5pm we stop taking entries! http://j.mp/eGbpGK in reply to nsup #
  • HA! “Friends!? Comedians don’t have friends! They have ex-wives and irritable bowel syndrome!” – Comedy Devil Don Rickles on @TheDailyShow in reply to TheDailyShow #
  • Tracy Morgan promised to get me pregnant tonight. (@ Ryman Auditorium w/ 16 others) http://4sq.com/kRi4by #