Ricky Martin

Today is my parents 40th wedding anniversary, apparently. I had no idea.. It’s not MY marriage. #
Watching the first episode of Knight Rider. Netflix on the Wii is awesomer than I thought it would be. Good job, guys. #
FYI, my musk is for sale on http://www.ChadRiden.com in quantities ranging from 8oz bottles to 5 gallon buckets. Enjoy. #
The only way Ricky Martin could possibly have been more obviously gay over all these years is if he were a Republican congressman. #
bored. looking to start a twitter fight with someone. who wants to throw down? #
@reppocs always smells like Cheetos and lotion // RT @reppocs: @ChadRiden You’re pretty stupid, Chad. // nuh-uh! in reply to reppocs #
@reppocs sorry if I missed any zingers from you this afternoon. like the rest of the world, I wasn’t paying attention to anything you say. #
I know font snobs will throw a fit, but can someone rationally explain to me exactly what is so bad about Comic Sans? #

Chad Riden: comedian, nerd