Red Skelton

I'm on a boat!

I’m on a boat! http://t.co/BtcNlXT #
RT @angelbomb @ChadRiden but are you also on a horse? // you mean smack? Of course! in reply to angelbomb #
@RySing I especially like you when you tweet like a dickhead, so keep it up. in reply to RySing #
This lady keeps calling red skelton “red skeleton” as she tells me how much she loved him. #
All annoying little kids out there take note: You better be cute and polite! we’re not gonna tolerate any shit from you #caseyanthonyverdict #
CMT just emailed me saying, “enter for a chance to win a trip to Nashville.” I’m here, looking for a chance to LEAVE Nashville. @FollowCMT #
Tonight I’ll be at @ZaniesNashville with pals @HenLips and @RoryScovel. 7:30 showtime. Don’t screw this one up it’s gonna be awesometastic. #
.@FollowCMT I don’t WANT to leave.. my music career never panned out in Music City, so I’m headed off to give comedy a shot in Chuckle Town. in reply to FollowCMT #
RT @lizwearstights Vomited on the way home. Love you guys.// I deserve the love but I blame the vomit on @JimJefferies @HenLips @RoryScovel in reply to lizwearstights #

Chad Riden: comedian, nerd