- I've asked my lovely wifera to speak to me in the classic "special ed student" voice whenever she's telling me what to do in the future. #
- If you hate getting off of your couch as much as I do, download 'Contra: ReBirth' for the Wii. #
- RT @nsup @Anundson hey gang @ChadRiden joins me on WRVU 91.1 FM 8am-9am. Get up stand up yo!!!! #
- Just saw Barbara Streisand on HLN talking about coming out of retirement. One of my oldest jokes #
- Sumter, SC! Tmrow I'll be on WDXY 1240AM 8:30ish am & Friday night headlining at the Sumter Opera House 8:30p -rally all slacker smartasses! #
- Planning for an upcoming camping trip, my lovely wifera requested I buy an electric blanket in case it gets cold. #
- In completely unrelated news, my lovely wifera hates and wishes I would shut my "stupid word hole." #
- Mocking a commercial on tv, I said, "I am Optimus Prime." Callia said, "No, you are Laziness Prime." Touche, my young Padawan. #
- Tonights show'll be WEIRD RT @comedynews Letterman says he was victim of $2-million extortion attempt in sex case http://tinyurl.com/ydeobbm #
- Only David Letterman could a) have something like this happen to him b) take a story like this and make it get constant laughs on his show. #
- Conan needs to fall and bust something else if he wants to get back in the news again. #
- Letterman's personal life is none of our Gat Dern business but watch em take a VERY personal & intimate & embarrassing story & made it FUNNY #
- @TVBarn I agree with @damianholbrook, I've gotten an anti-Dave vibe from you for a while now. Re-read 'Late night TV still a boys' club..' in reply to TVBarn #
- Why is it that if you make one wrong move with a clock radio, your whole day is ruined? #
- Ok, I pushed the wrong button. Why do I have to unplug it to get it to STF up? #
- headlining the Opera House in Sumter, SC tonight at 8:30. Tell your friends, 'cause I don't have any here: http://ping.fm/nmLV4 #
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