- HEY, producers of that Prevacid ad where the stand-up comic made fun of a guy for getting up and walking out during a show.. #
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an Ass Hat
..the average comic isnt an ass-hat. we generally dont make fun of people unless they bring it upon themselves (like you, weird looking guy) #
- watching my TiVo’d SNL rerun. Dave Mathews Band has been playing this same song for what, 15 years now? & I thought I hated it way back then #
- TiVo is set to get anything “Premier/ pilot/ finale” – I almost deleted “Pet Psychic Encounters” then thought, “WAIT – I need new material.” #
- “Pet Psychic Encounters” is as retarded as you’d expect.. and I’d love to mock it, but I can’t tolerate this old british woman’s accent. #
- I love the way late night infomercials for POS workout devices repeatedly say “buns”. #
- Spending entire day at the dentist having my teeth replaced with steel teeth like Richard Kiel as Jaws in The Spy Who Loved Me & Moonraker. #
- Bottom teeth out, new steel lowers / deadly anti-spy weapons are in. Already accidentally bit my tongue off. #
- Not if you have Internet voting. // RT @punchlinemag: if we have a funniest Valentines Day video contest would you enter? #contest #comedian in reply to punchlinemag #
- http://twitpic.com/wyykr – My new teeth look exactly like this. #
- @nsup @nashvillecomedy The Emergency Backup cans of Fresca I keep in my trunk have frozen and exploded. That’s good thinkin’! #
- Lady at dentists office:”kids think they’re not cool if they don’t have the latest gadgets.” me:”they AREN’T cool, but toys won’t fix that.” #
- I’m pretty sure dental hygienists leave the Nitrous oxide hose thing on so they don’t have to look up your nose the whole time. #
- Nashville schools are closed today because they THINK it MIGHT snow an inch. Have not seen a single flake yet. Pussies. You’re all pussies. #
- We’ve gotten a light dusting of snow. Good job Nashville schools! You’ve protected our children from getting slightly moist. #
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