Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-06-25

  • Happy Dead-Beat Father’s Day! Comedy Show 6-7pm TONIGHT at @ListeningRoom in Cummins Station, no cover! :: http://t.co/AgjSDN9 #
  • Look everybody, now they’ve got VEGETARIAN beans! How. Do. They. Do. It. http://t.co/QQH4UIj #
  • .@normmacdonald I feel like we’ve let YOU down. I love everything you do, but holy shit do I hate everything about sports. start podcasting! in reply to normmacdonald #
  • I secretly hoped Tracy Morgan would talk about butt-fucking the whole time this morning. That would have been a hilariously meta call-back. #
  • I’ve never believed video games could make you violent, but if I ever see a green pig wearing a hard hat I’ll probably throw something at it #

  • just called @comcast @comcastcares trying to turn off the phone service I never use but w/o that service my bill would have been higher? wtf #
  • .@flewintheair I’m pretty sure @Comcast has some money laundering scheme going on.. Nothing they do makes any sense. in reply to flewintheair #
  • @KatrinaLColeman @anundson I’m NOT raising money for a drunk driving dead beat dad. Instead of wasting money on booze support your f’n kids. in reply to KatrinaLColeman #
  • Driving my car in or out of my garage makes me feel like a low budget suburbanite Batman. #
  • Thanks to everybody who #FF‘d me. #FF you, too, buddy. #FF you, too. #
  • hey @Anundson I have a lead on a brainwashing seminar / cult indoctrination weekend you might be interested in. It’s only $200 to register. #
  • The only people who ever actually follow me after someone #FF‘s me is the other people who were listed in the same #FF . so it’s not working #
  • #FF Dre! #FF Snoop! #FF Death Row! Now here comes my left blow! (am I doing this right?) #FF Eazy-E, wherever he is right now errbody. #
  • When single people have the same options to join each others’ health plans & tax breaks like married couples then THAT’s equality. #

  • My brother Eric is the only person I know who could be (and is) totally pissed off about avocados. I feel the same way about chipotle. #
  • i will not be impressed until my car can just wake me up when we get there. http://t.co/QssCbLP #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-14

  • RT @JesseIsTerrific I used to do a podcast w/ @Anundson @ChadRiden @seanparrott & @BRADBRADBRAD. A lot of it was funny: http://bit.ly/bLIuyQ #
  • RT @Anundson @JesseIsTerrific we still have to do episode 50 // Tell me when, gents. My hootie-scoodle is oiled up and ready to go. #
  • @pattonoswalt @kylekinane @nsup meant to say Cookeville has chain restaurants. Also, Prince’s hot chicken is closed on Sundays, so boo. #
  • RT @JesseIsTerrific I would love to do a final 50th ep, but it would have to be good, with content & stuff. // I’ll scat Maggot Brain #
  • Listening to an upcoming episode of Happy Birthday Gary – Brad is plotting against Columbia, TN’s superhero “Viper” – http://adjix.com/zxsv #
  • RT @JesseIsTerrific @ChadRiden you could do a multitrack scat of Dueling Banjos & call it Dueling Doodles. // Fantastic.. I am on it. #
  • RT @KMurrell: @ChadRiden @anundson Fuck your birthday, Gary. // ‘fucking Gary’s birthday’ has gotta be better than fucking @reppocs #
  • RT @nsup At @ZaniesNashville to see @pattonoswalt @kylekinane – saw @ChadRiden @Riley_Fox @brienekiley @jaustinjohnson who else is here? #
  • Just filled @kylekinane s head with the backstory of “jizzy burrito”. It does not matter that you don’t get that. #
  • Things I KNOW at 4 am: the only album you really need is Led Zeppelin IV. #
  • @andyandyfleming WHO INSPIRES YOU IN YOUR FIELD? in reply to andyandyfleming #
  • belly-sweat stain + insane facial expression = best picture of me ever. (Brandon Sams, Chad Riden, Kyle Kinane) http://twitpic.com/2dgol8 #
  • Brandon Sams, Chad Riden, Kyle Kinane

  • It’s fantastic how the GOP clowns who were so terrified *Obama* would trash the Constitution.. want to change the 14th Amendment. #
  • I keep telling Callia, “there’s no need to argue, parent’s just don’t understand.” She does not believe a Fresh Prince once told me that. #
  • iPhone users have more sexual partners than BlackBerry or Android owners: http://ping.fm/ymKnb // I don’t have that app. #
  • Every woman I’ve ever seen on Bravo looks like a corpse. What happened to aging gracefully with dignity? They’re Crypt Keeper with fake tits. #
  • @superpixels get her into martial arts. Callia has found that being able to expertly kick a kid in the head changes things for the better. in reply to superpixels #