- Happy Dead-Beat Father’s Day! Comedy Show 6-7pm TONIGHT at @ListeningRoom in Cummins Station, no cover! :: http://t.co/AgjSDN9 #
- Look everybody, now they’ve got VEGETARIAN beans! How. Do. They. Do. It. http://t.co/QQH4UIj #

- .@normmacdonald I feel like we’ve let YOU down. I love everything you do, but holy shit do I hate everything about sports. start podcasting! in reply to normmacdonald #
- I secretly hoped Tracy Morgan would talk about butt-fucking the whole time this morning. That would have been a hilariously meta call-back. #
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I’ve never believed video games could make you violent, but if I ever see a green pig wearing a hard hat I’ll probably throw something at it #
- just called @comcast @comcastcares trying to turn off the phone service I never use but w/o that service my bill would have been higher? wtf #
- .@flewintheair I’m pretty sure @Comcast has some money laundering scheme going on.. Nothing they do makes any sense. in reply to flewintheair #
- @KatrinaLColeman @anundson I’m NOT raising money for a drunk driving dead beat dad. Instead of wasting money on booze support your f’n kids. in reply to KatrinaLColeman #
- Driving my car in or out of my garage makes me feel like a low budget suburbanite Batman. #
- Thanks to everybody who #FF‘d me. #FF you, too, buddy. #FF you, too. #
- hey @Anundson I have a lead on a brainwashing seminar / cult indoctrination weekend you might be interested in. It’s only $200 to register. #
- The only people who ever actually follow me after someone #FF‘s me is the other people who were listed in the same #FF . so it’s not working #
- #FF Dre! #FF Snoop! #FF Death Row! Now here comes my left blow! (am I doing this right?) #FF Eazy-E, wherever he is right now errbody. #
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When single people have the same options to join each others’ health plans & tax breaks like married couples then THAT’s equality. #
- My brother Eric is the only person I know who could be (and is) totally pissed off about avocados. I feel the same way about chipotle. #
- i will not be impressed until my car can just wake me up when we get there. http://t.co/QssCbLP #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-06-25
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