passive aggressive

When I say I’m going to eat more fruits and vegetables I’m talking about olives soaked in gin. For my health. #
Saturday, I’ll be coming out of comedy retirement for this special show at the Bluesboro in Murfreesboro, TN: http://t.co/nF1Wa7N #
Screw planking, it’s all about backwards running now: http://t.co/xGEkiGf #
Running is my passive aggressive way of making sure my knees and ankles know they ain’t no better’n me. #
RT @angelbomb @ChadRiden Hey come up to Minneapolis and make us laugh. Please… // I’d love to! @AcmeComedyCo is the bestest. in reply to angelbomb #
after seeing the promo for IFC’s “Whisker Wars” I think I’ve found my true calling: competitive facial hair growing. http://t.co/mmwra2m #
.@natebargatze you got screwed by Super Dave. I was excited to see him until I realized how much time he was killing. in reply to natebargatze #
Short set tonight in Nashville: http://t.co/yQyV4rs.php?eid=220599524649113 & Saturday doing an hour in Murfreesboro: http://t.co/nF1Wa7N #
Amy Winehouse dead!? NO. Didn’t see that one coming. Did. Not. #

Chad Riden: comedian, nerd