Parthenon

7:30 Tonight I’ll be at @ZaniesNashville with @RoryScovel @HenLips and POSSIBLY @DannyLimor if my peer pressure guilt trip works on him. #
RT @ShanaKohnstamm You do not possess the skill to guilt trip @DannyLimor to perform // NONSENSE! he just did 5 minutes and killed. I win! in reply to ShanaKohnstamm #
Why, hello Google+! Social media is the easiest way for me to waste time doing everything in my power to repel women. http://t.co/c08xVIv #
RT @talkingpaul I am looking forward to not being behind. // Too late! #F Paul Strickland errbody, he’s fun and good and stuff. in reply to talkingpaul #
every time I notice new ‘social networking’ / marketing expert followers I think, “Welcome, Future Unfollower!” #
I started running again.. as if THAT’s the problem. Too bad there aren’t treadmills for personalities. #
Whenever two dudes are singing into one microphone I hear nothing they sing while I wonder why these weirdos didn’t just set up two mics. #
Little Known Nashville Fact: The Country Music Hall of Fame has a display featuring Kenny Rogers’ original face. #
Little Known Nashville Fact: the replica of the Parthenon is made of cinder blocks and Bondo. #
Little Known Nashville Fact: the Demonbreun roundabout statue is Nashville’s tribute and salute to group-sex: http://t.co/n7RzY4i #

Chad Riden: comedian, nerd