Tag: not bitter

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-24

Awesome. RT: @alyankovic http://twitpic.com/mdmh7 – My wife and I do everything together. # has a $600+ speeding ticket from Turner County, try GA. No f#@&ing way that’s getting paid. WTF am I supposed to do? Not pay the mortgage? #

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My “Last Comic Standing” debut

The Chadyterians who follow my career closely already know this, for sale but people keep sending me messages asking when I was going to talk about it all, so I thought I might as well talk about it here: I

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So Long, Fucko, Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

“Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! Freeeeeeeedooom! Freedom!” Not unlike Aretha Franklin’s character in The Blues Brothers, I have been set free. About ten months ago, a great plague fell upon my household. It wasn’t locusts, drought or syphilis.. no, no, no. I

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Valentine’s Day

We all know, price the only thing worse than being completely alone on Valentine’s Day is being stuck in a horribly suffocating relationship that has drained you of your very will to live. Valentine’s Day is yet another one of

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