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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-04-16

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  • .@WindowsPhone – from the geniuses who brought you the beloved, equally groundbreaking Zune! #
  • .@WindowsPhone -because Windows isn’t just a shitty os for your low budget, generic desktop computer, now it’s also for your 3rd rate phone! #
  • RT @wrongforum “@ChadRiden you get a bad phone?” // nope! got an iPhone 4, it’s fantastic.. but these Windows Phone ads are all over in reply to wrongforum #
  • .@WindowsPhone – FINALLY! @Office on your phone! Just like you’ve ALWAYS wanted.. right, soulless corporate whores? #
  • RT @McDonalds “families can make the choices that are best for their kids.” // which is exactly why we do not eat your grey rat-meat burgers in reply to McDonalds #
  • Every time I think about the Sex Pistols I am disappointed that it’s just music and a Sex Pistol isn’t actually a real thing. #
  • I’m envisioning a Glock-looking ray-gun weapon that makes people start doing it upon impact. #
  • Stop trying to placate me by talking about the Bop Gun. The Bop Gun frees your mind so your behind will follow. That’s not the same thing. #
  • all I know about pain medicine is: when they tell you not to drink booze with it, you’d be a fool not to drink booze with it. #
  • OH! a @Windows “app store”!? What a great idea. How do they come up with such GREAT ideas? Nobody else innovates like that. NOBODY! #
  • Happy birthday to David Letterman! How will @Late_Show celebrate? My vote: all night, toss stalkers off the roof of the Ed Sullivan Theater. #
  • Chattanooga, TN tonight @ All You Can Eat Comedy Buffet at 9pm. $5 http://on.fb.me/ez8lqp #
  • Earlier in the week I blamed a fart on the cat, but I think I owe him an apology. Sorry, “Ace Venture: Snuggles Detective.” #

  • I love how aluminum siding gives your expensive house that shitty trailer park look and feel. #

  • Here’s my first #NaFF2011 video.. http://bit.ly/g8GbOq :: I’ll be filming more stuff at @NashFilmFest later this week. #
  • #BoyICantWaitUntilWeAllCommunicateUsingNothingBut
    StupidlyLongHashTagsForEverythingWeEverSay
    ForEverAndEverAmen     #
  • in lieu of flowers, please send anything other than flowers. #
  • V! Thanks, man. Tell the kids I said hey. Then explain to the kids who I am.. but lie. //RT @AKASKA2:”Happy Birthday buddy!! Have a good 1!” in reply to AKASKA2 #
  • RT @tedalexandro “Predictable move, Tea Party has a black guy hosting.” // is he in a sea of Whitey? in reply to tedalexandro #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-04-09

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NaFF11 3D: ‘Welcome To Nashville’ video

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April 14-21 I’ll be working for the Nashville Film Festival as the jackass comedian correspondent for the NaFF TV Team. I’ll be filming a lot of idiotic hijinks and whatnot all throughout the festival – interviewing people, pretending to know anything about film and trying to figure out how much I can get away with given only a laminate and a camera crew.

To kick things off, we spent Friday night / April Fool’s Day on Broadway shooting a bunch of man on the street stuff in 3D. I talked to a lot of tourists and a few locals about movies, cowboy hats, party buses, drinking and country music. We got a lot of really funny footage, but have cobbled together a short little teaser called “Welcome To Nashville.”

It’s in 3D, but it’s funny even if you don’t have the glasses:

Even without the 3D glasses it’s clear that I’m a multi-dimensional talent!

More of these are on the way. BTW, complimentary NaFF TV 3D Glasses will be available at the NaFF BOX OFFICE beginning Thursday, April 14th at 4:00PM.

For infos about the NaFF, visit their website at NashvilleFilmFestival.org and/or follow them on the Twitters: @nashfilmfest. All of the NaFF TV stuff is up at NaFFtv.com.

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-04-02

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  • “Have you seen this Rebecca Black ‘Friday’ video? It’s TERRIBLE! I’m gonna repost it everywhere & tell everyone I know!” I blame @DanielTosh #

  • Kids say “guess what?” a LOT. No, YOU guess what? Conversational MadLibs is annoying. Also, Nobody cares about your story at all. #
  • Took @CalliaRiden to see Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2. The entire theater smells like little kid farts. #
  • RT @nsup ‘Pound Dogs’ cartoon seeks funding http://bit.ly/eT0SYz // @MikeSalva just needs 334 people to give $5 each! We can do this, guys. in reply to nsup #
  • @AdultSwim @TheRealEarly I DEMAND TO KNOW WHY THE SQUIDBILLIES THEME IS NO LONGER SUNG BY BILLY JOE SHAVER. wtf guys, come on. #
  • .@WillieNelson has to sing a song in court to avoid jail: http://bit.ly/e2grIt – I didn’t know the Dukes of Hazzard was still in production. #
  • “Own the meatballs” – new BIZRQ cd available now: http://nashvillestandup.com/new-bizrq-cd-glass-half-meatballs-drops-today/ @Anundson @birq #
  • Wiped, completely reinstalled everything on my phone. The default setting for Everything seems to be ‘Annoy The Shit Out Of Chad.’ #
  • Officially stricken with my 2nd major sickness of 2011: shingles. Some call it Old Man Super Herpes Disease-O-Rama.. I call it weeks of FUN! #
  • DRUNK WARS documents drunks in their undisturbed natural habitat. Episode 20,110,312: http://bit.ly/DrunkWars #
  • RT @DJ_Spinja “YIKES!! I hope you’re better soon!” // I wish Twitter’s ‘Add your location’ function would allow me to say ‘on my death bed.’ in reply to DJ_Spinja #
  • RT @nsup: The album @ReggieWatts recorded live in Nashville is now at @Thirdmanvault – vinyl LP only, no digital. Go pick it up: http://bit.ly/RW3rd
  • RT @nsup: Listening to @ReggieWatts‘ live @Thirdmanvault record. Can clearly hear @SeanParrott & @ChadRiden laughing hysterically bit.ly/RW3rd
  • RT “@seanparrott: @Chadriden Is it finally out?” // it’s out! Go get it: bit.ly/RW3rd #
  • @NPR‘s Science Friday is about to do a funny scientific comedy show today for April Fools Day. Please don’t I’m already in enough pain. #
  • Just shot a bunch of man on the street stuff in 3D for @nashfilmfest – should be online Monday-ish. Get your 3D glasses ready. #
  • Got your 3D glasses? BEHOLD! AFCOAT on Broadway earlier tonight for @nashfilmfest, looking amazingly life-like. http://twitpic.com/4fxeju #
  • Hey April Fools Day Jokers, “unfunny lie” is NOT the same thing as a “joke” or a “prank”:
    http://splitsider.com/2011/04/ugh-april-fools-day #

  • One of the few things I hate about having a kid: waking up at 5am with Big Time Rush stuck in my head. Also: knowing Big Time Rush exists. #

  • RT “@ohexcuseme: just imagine It’s Slayer.”// you’re stronger than I. @nickelodeonTV‘s insta-tween-star factory will be the death of me. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-03-26

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  • My video response to “What made Mr. Rogers such a big hit with the ladies?” #VYou http://vyou.com/a/218627 #
  • My video response to “Where do babies come from?” #VYou http://vyou.com/a/218643 #
  • My video response to “If you were on death row, what would you want for your last meal?” #VYou http://vyou.com/a/218651 #
  • My video response to “What movie do you hate the most??” #VYou http://vyou.com/a/218663 #
  • My video response to “What is something that people spend way too much money for when there are better so…” #VYou http://vyou.com/a/218681 #
  • My video response to “Oh no! They made you all watch that poor unicorn or whatever it was, die over and o…” #VYou http://vyou.com/a/218694 #
  • My video response to “were you upset when the sarah silverman program was cancelled? do you still keep in…” #VYou http://vyou.com/a/218704 #
  • My video response to “have your got your nintendo wii yet?” #VYou http://vyou.com/a/218858 #
  • I just pledged to help fund @MikeSalva‘s POUND DOGS cartoon project on @Kickstarter – you should too! YES, YOU SHOULD: http://kck.st/dJCUzq #
  • TONIGHT! the @nsup Showcase at @ZaniesNashville featuring @SeanParrott plus @IronComic &more! $5 615-269-0221 or http://bit.ly/NSupZaniesTix #
  • April 14-21 I’ll be working for @nashfilmfest as the NaFF TV Team 2011 Festival (jackass comedy) Correspondent: http://nafftv.com/2011-team/ #
  • Watching “In Plain Sight” on @Netflix. In EVERY episode two agents say to each other, “WHAT!? I thought YOU were watching [the witness]?!” #

  • For the last few days whenever I watch tv, every time I hear a bleep I say “FUCK!” Try it. It’s really fun.. especially with reality shows. #

  • There aren’t many things more entertaining to me than when I hear / see someone invoke my brother Kirk’s quote: “If shit sucks, leave.” #
  • RT “@mattwardcomedy: @ChadRiden thanks again for the video and for running a great show at Zanies!” // thanks for doing it, buddy #
  • RT “@yaulp: I think it’s time we saw a picure of @ChadRiden in a Wonder Woman outfit…” // I’m certain that you are all alone on that one. #
  • RT “@nashfilmfest: We want the funny! http://t.co/ZdRw19s” // you got me instead! Sorry in advance, errbody. #
  • Is Natasha Leggero rapping? Of course she is. Why woudn’t she be? It’s hilarious because she isn’t somebody you’d expect to be rapping! #
  • You’ll find rapping during a stand-up comedy show in @AndyKindler‘s The Hack’s Handbook: section 6-B: http://www.andykindler.com/none.html #