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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-04-23

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  • I spent a few hours at @nashfilmfest filming stuff. I’ll be back this evening for the 9pm red carpet with a flame-throwing car. #NaFF2011 #
  • RT @DJ_Spinja “I’m really tempted to go see 13 Assassins!!!” // it does sound awesome.. 9:30 tonight- don’t miss it, suckas! #NaFF2011 in reply to DJ_Spinja #
  • She always promises the world, but delivers a trailer park. #
  • So Exxon, Bank of America & GE get HUGE tax breaks.. my take-away: I should totally start a multi-billion $ corporation http://bit.ly/eRC1GJ #
  • The churchy’s say no abortion.. but God gave you a loophole: for Passover, just “forget” to dump lamb’s blood on your door. Problem solved! #
  • Trying to read about Passover so I can mock it, but it’s so excruciating- like reading some baseball player’s detailed wacky superstitions. #

  • You’ve got the right to believe whatever you want, but *I* believe all religions are equally ridiculous. #

  • a question for @ComedyCentral & @TheComedyAwards: we know how to donate TO “The Comedy Fund” but how do we apply for assistance FROM it? #
  • a stand-up video from my shows opening for @DougStanhope – “Chad Riden – The Death Penalty: WWJD?” http://bit.ly/deathWWJD #
  • .@ComedyCentral I see info about donating, the EIF, MPTV Fund & Actors Fund, but not info about how comics qualify for and get assistance. #
  • 4:20 on 4/20! DERRRRRRRRP! #
  • Read: $$$!//RT @realjeffreyross I get to roast him hard every night in front of an angry mob.. RT @fastlou711 Why are u saving Sheen’s show? in reply to realjeffreyross #
  • Keep your loud music to yourself, please! Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and this beholder thinks your tunes suck ass. #
  • Booze.. WWJD? Jesus would turn water into wine and save the party. #
  • Skanky Whores.. WWJD? Befriend them and be best pals for life. Right, Mary Magdalene? #
  • .@SarahKSilverman Here’s Stacey Campfield’s blog post about it http://lastcar.blogspot.com/2011/04/dont-teach-gay-bill-passes-senate-ed.html in reply to SarahKSilverman #
  • .@SarahKSilverman the BIG questions is: what weird gay-sex scandal will eventually force Stacey Campfield to come out of the closet? in reply to SarahKSilverman #
  • .@SarahKSilverman little known fact: Stacey Campfield’s “don’t say gay” bill was originally called “ignore the gay and it will go away” #

  • The more often someone says “you know what I’m sayin” the less likely I am to know or care what they are saying. #

  • thanks to @Anundson @riley_fox @MattWardComedy @superpixels & @JohnUptonComedy for the #FF‘s! #FF you, too! #
  • saw a black guy at hobby lobby stocking shelves, rocking a Hitler mustache. So, that’s officially a thing you can do again. #
  • RT @McDonalds The incident in Baltimore is sad and reprehensible. // YOUR FOOD is sad and reprehensible. The Baltimore incident is tragic. in reply to McDonalds #
  • RT @DJ_Spinja Michael Jordan did it in a commercial. // AH! So that was the green light. I haven’t seen ads since I bought a @TiVo in reply to DJ_Spinja #

NaFF11 3D: ‘Welcome To Nashville’ video

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April 14-21 I’ll be working for the Nashville Film Festival as the jackass comedian correspondent for the NaFF TV Team. I’ll be filming a lot of idiotic hijinks and whatnot all throughout the festival – interviewing people, pretending to know anything about film and trying to figure out how much I can get away with given only a laminate and a camera crew.

To kick things off, we spent Friday night / April Fool’s Day on Broadway shooting a bunch of man on the street stuff in 3D. I talked to a lot of tourists and a few locals about movies, cowboy hats, party buses, drinking and country music. We got a lot of really funny footage, but have cobbled together a short little teaser called “Welcome To Nashville.”

It’s in 3D, but it’s funny even if you don’t have the glasses:

Even without the 3D glasses it’s clear that I’m a multi-dimensional talent!

More of these are on the way. BTW, complimentary NaFF TV 3D Glasses will be available at the NaFF BOX OFFICE beginning Thursday, April 14th at 4:00PM.

For infos about the NaFF, visit their website at NashvilleFilmFestival.org and/or follow them on the Twitters: @nashfilmfest. All of the NaFF TV stuff is up at NaFFtv.com.

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-03-26

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  • My video response to “What made Mr. Rogers such a big hit with the ladies?” #VYou http://vyou.com/a/218627 #
  • My video response to “Where do babies come from?” #VYou http://vyou.com/a/218643 #
  • My video response to “If you were on death row, what would you want for your last meal?” #VYou http://vyou.com/a/218651 #
  • My video response to “What movie do you hate the most??” #VYou http://vyou.com/a/218663 #
  • My video response to “What is something that people spend way too much money for when there are better so…” #VYou http://vyou.com/a/218681 #
  • My video response to “Oh no! They made you all watch that poor unicorn or whatever it was, die over and o…” #VYou http://vyou.com/a/218694 #
  • My video response to “were you upset when the sarah silverman program was cancelled? do you still keep in…” #VYou http://vyou.com/a/218704 #
  • My video response to “have your got your nintendo wii yet?” #VYou http://vyou.com/a/218858 #
  • I just pledged to help fund @MikeSalva‘s POUND DOGS cartoon project on @Kickstarter – you should too! YES, YOU SHOULD: http://kck.st/dJCUzq #
  • TONIGHT! the @nsup Showcase at @ZaniesNashville featuring @SeanParrott plus @IronComic &more! $5 615-269-0221 or http://bit.ly/NSupZaniesTix #
  • April 14-21 I’ll be working for @nashfilmfest as the NaFF TV Team 2011 Festival (jackass comedy) Correspondent: http://nafftv.com/2011-team/ #
  • Watching “In Plain Sight” on @Netflix. In EVERY episode two agents say to each other, “WHAT!? I thought YOU were watching [the witness]?!” #

  • For the last few days whenever I watch tv, every time I hear a bleep I say “FUCK!” Try it. It’s really fun.. especially with reality shows. #

  • There aren’t many things more entertaining to me than when I hear / see someone invoke my brother Kirk’s quote: “If shit sucks, leave.” #
  • RT “@mattwardcomedy: @ChadRiden thanks again for the video and for running a great show at Zanies!” // thanks for doing it, buddy #
  • RT “@yaulp: I think it’s time we saw a picure of @ChadRiden in a Wonder Woman outfit…” // I’m certain that you are all alone on that one. #
  • RT “@nashfilmfest: We want the funny! http://t.co/ZdRw19s” // you got me instead! Sorry in advance, errbody. #
  • Is Natasha Leggero rapping? Of course she is. Why woudn’t she be? It’s hilarious because she isn’t somebody you’d expect to be rapping! #
  • You’ll find rapping during a stand-up comedy show in @AndyKindler‘s The Hack’s Handbook: section 6-B: http://www.andykindler.com/none.html #