Michael Winslow

If you don’t have a recliner in your kitchen then you’re doing it wrong. http://twitpic.com/1i5fz9 #
I love people who fact-check *jokes*. Next maybe you could track down that chicken and find out once and for all WHY it crossed that road. #
On South Park will CC bleep “shark whistle” b/c they’re scared of pissing off irrationally angry Hammerheads? http://tinyurl.com/CCensorship #
@alyankovic Allright! Allright! You play a mean game of poker, sir. We just caved and bought tickets to see you in Knoxville on July 8th. #
Looking for the next celebrity hero of mine to pester with an insane one-sided twitter conversation. @SteveGuttenberg? @michael_winslow? #
Just jump-started a lady’s battery. That sounds like a euphemism for something a lot more interesting than what actually happened. #
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Chad Riden: comedian, nerd