- RT @sbellelauren …i want kids. where the hell am i supposed to get one of those? // I know a guy w/ a great selection at wholesale prices. #
- RT @bdonahueweedman where? U didn’t give a name! // “Scratch” in Johnson City, TN. Thought foursquare would say that in the message. #
- I don’t want to brag, but MY God doesn’t give a crap what I eat/drink. Turns out that means less time worrying about Nothing for both of us. #
- I DO have to wear magic underwear, but I’m lucky because my nads automatically create “magic” upon contact. #
- Callia on Cherokee, NC: “all I see is hotels and tourists.. I don’t think the Indians are Indians anymore. They changed too much.” #
- I was on Last Comic Standing in an incidental role tonight.. #
- RT @reppocs: @ChadRiden @natebargatze pointed you out in the crowd shot. Add it to the reel! // ha! + to bio: “multiple appearances on NBC” #
- Wed I’m in Paducah, KY w/ @bradbradbrad Edwards. Bring your binge drinking buddies and lots of cash: http://links.comedynews.org/zhpd #
- Everybody on and/or behind the scenes at Bravo should kill themselves for being such ugly, terrible people http://ping.fm/CbmQW #
- I want to film a parody of Last Comic Standing called First Comic Walking where the winner is the first guy to say “fuck this” and walk out. #
- just got chopped up by a lawnmower, my neck snapped (twice), and thrown down the stairs (three times) for a short film. (“Death By Death“) #
- RIP Parliament-Funkadelic’s Garry “Diaper Man” Shider, glad I got to see him one last time April 13th in Asheville. http://ping.fm/XGYzr #
- Google News says I can sign in to see stories recommended based on my search history – no thanks. Not interested in “girl on girl” NEWS. #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-19
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