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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-06-04

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  • I think I made some lifelong friends at Springwater Supperclub in Nashville tonight . Good times #
  • .@RobHaynes @Gary__Fletcher @johnthorntonjr hell, all of @NashvilleComedy sorry for the mess guys. I guess I owe someone a pitcher of beer? in reply to RobHaynes #
  • I get thrown out of bars A LOT. It’s ALWAYS for a good reason. It’s ALWAYS worth it. I always wish I had video of it. I’m never sorry. #

  • I treated a heckler to a free full pitcher of beer. All over him. Then I put the pitcher on his head like a hat. Then I had to leave. #

  • watching You Got Served on TBS has inspired me to find my local $50,000 dance off competition and go rip it up, yo! That’s how I do. #
  • .@Ralphie_May f-this open mic’er shit, make me famous, fatty. My act isn’t gonna do it on it’s own. Help a brother out. in reply to Ralphie_May #
  • .@Ralphie_May c’mon, you know I love every ounce of you. in reply to Ralphie_May #
  • .@CNN – “War on drugs has failed, report finds” // the results of my personal investigation support these findings, but research continues.. #
  • If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you.. but as it stands, the sun continues to shine quite amicably, so.. you know.. #
  • when mountains crumble to the sea, it’s every man for himself. #
  • LAST CHANCE to register to win FREE @RealTracyMorgan tickets @TheRyman from @nsup Fri. 6/3! @ 5pm we stop taking entries! http://j.mp/eGbpGK in reply to nsup #
  • HA! “Friends!? Comedians don’t have friends! They have ex-wives and irritable bowel syndrome!” – Comedy Devil Don Rickles on @TheDailyShow in reply to TheDailyShow #
  • Tracy Morgan promised to get me pregnant tonight. (@ Ryman Auditorium w/ 16 others) http://4sq.com/kRi4by #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-14

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  • RT @JesseIsTerrific I used to do a podcast w/ @Anundson @ChadRiden @seanparrott & @BRADBRADBRAD. A lot of it was funny: http://bit.ly/bLIuyQ #
  • RT @Anundson @JesseIsTerrific we still have to do episode 50 // Tell me when, gents. My hootie-scoodle is oiled up and ready to go. #
  • @pattonoswalt @kylekinane @nsup meant to say Cookeville has chain restaurants. Also, Prince’s hot chicken is closed on Sundays, so boo. #
  • RT @JesseIsTerrific I would love to do a final 50th ep, but it would have to be good, with content & stuff. // I’ll scat Maggot Brain #
  • Listening to an upcoming episode of Happy Birthday Gary – Brad is plotting against Columbia, TN’s superhero “Viper” – http://adjix.com/zxsv #
  • RT @JesseIsTerrific @ChadRiden you could do a multitrack scat of Dueling Banjos & call it Dueling Doodles. // Fantastic.. I am on it. #
  • RT @KMurrell: @ChadRiden @anundson Fuck your birthday, Gary. // ‘fucking Gary’s birthday’ has gotta be better than fucking @reppocs #
  • RT @nsup At @ZaniesNashville to see @pattonoswalt @kylekinane – saw @ChadRiden @Riley_Fox @brienekiley @jaustinjohnson who else is here? #
  • Just filled @kylekinane s head with the backstory of “jizzy burrito”. It does not matter that you don’t get that. #
  • Things I KNOW at 4 am: the only album you really need is Led Zeppelin IV. #
  • @andyandyfleming WHO INSPIRES YOU IN YOUR FIELD? in reply to andyandyfleming #
  • belly-sweat stain + insane facial expression = best picture of me ever. (Brandon Sams, Chad Riden, Kyle Kinane) http://twitpic.com/2dgol8 #

    • Brandon Sams, Chad Riden, Kyle Kinane

  • It’s fantastic how the GOP clowns who were so terrified *Obama* would trash the Constitution.. want to change the 14th Amendment. #
  • I keep telling Callia, “there’s no need to argue, parent’s just don’t understand.” She does not believe a Fresh Prince once told me that. #
  • iPhone users have more sexual partners than BlackBerry or Android owners: http://ping.fm/ymKnb // I don’t have that app. #
  • Every woman I’ve ever seen on Bravo looks like a corpse. What happened to aging gracefully with dignity? They’re Crypt Keeper with fake tits. #
  • @superpixels get her into martial arts. Callia has found that being able to expertly kick a kid in the head changes things for the better. in reply to superpixels #