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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-05-28

when laying the groundwork for your silly cult.. you can say, “the end is near!” ..but if you set a specific date, you’re limiting yourself. # you know, we could achieve nearly the same effect if everybody who *believed* they’d

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-03-05

(random joke about Charlie Sheen being hilariously on the brink of self-destruction at all times, which I will regret / delete when he dies) # @CalliaRiden just said, “put some clothes on, daddy. You look like a super lazy person

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-12

Washing and drying a few loads of snuggies, slankets and bariatric slipper socks. # RT @toddbarry: My favorite part of getting the Sunday NY times: throwing out the Sports section. # “Osama Bin Laden has never touched a dime of

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The City That Never Lets Me Sleep

I went to New York again this past weekend for the second time in as many months. MaLady said her friends tell her I must have a mistress in The City. Well, I do.. and her name is Comedy. I

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DaveCon 2002

Greetings from New York City! Once a year I meet with the rest of the biggest Letterman fans on the planet to descend upon New York City and the Late Show With David Letterman like a wild pack of ravenous

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Cameo Mentions and Life Long Missions

I haven’t written a new column in a while.. I’ve been pretty busy volunteering down at the Senior Center, comforting crack babies and learning to tango. I’ve also been doing more and more standup (to everyone’s dismay) and shameless self-promotion.

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Lame Late Show Impressions (Show #1723 recap)

Lame Late Show Impressions Wednesday, December 12, 2001 Show #1723 News From The International Idiots Home Office Andy Garcia, Chris Matthews PLUS: George Clarke’s Celebrity Interview, Holiday Hairpiece Not A Hairpiece, a Kaulter Twins piece from Entertainment Tonight, and other

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