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ANTI-Valentine’s Day Comedy Booze Cruise 2/17 (Knoxville, TN)

Feb 17, 2012 - ANTI Valentine's Day Booze Cruise

Feb. 17th – Knoxville, TN: The ANTI-VALENTINE’S DAY Comedy Booze Cruise with ME, whores! Bring your broken hearts and your favorite beer stein we’re gonna burn this molefukka down. Use promo code “CR” for $10 tickets (no fees). Get your

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-06-11

Putting out an APB on both Donna Howard & Ron Sprowl, last seen (as far as I know) in knoxville, tn. Any info would be appreciated. Thanks # If parents spent time raising THEIR kids instead of deciding what’s bad

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-05-21

Beat ch’yer tired, regional stereotypes, y’all! They need a whoopin! I ain’t above beatin’ ’em if you won’t! WOOOOOOOOOO! # Just did a set sandwiched by burlesque acts. I’ve wasted the last 10 years fooling around in comedy clubs, but

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-02-19

I like my women the way I like my coffee: mocha & on ice with honey # I like my women the way I like my cars: fast and stolen # I like my women the way I like my

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-26

RT @reggiewatts A soul patch is as if Hitler’s mustache moved downstairs. // i call it “the inverted Hitler” # I’m busy all day today with the post-Father’s Day wrap-up paperwork. I have to make sure everyone gets proper credit

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-04-17

RT @RobHaynes: No one loves me neither do i you get what you give and I give goodbye // nonsense, I love you, Hotsauce.. (in the mouth!) # I told my 6-year old, “Be happy with what you have.” Callia

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Mud, Blood, and Dog Crap

Summer is in full swing, and that means people are wearing less clothing than they really should be. If you’re like most people, you’re out at the pool scopin’ out some flesh. If you’re like me, you’re sitting in front

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