Tag: kids

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-07-09

I’m on a boat! http://t.co/BtcNlXT # RT @angelbomb @ChadRiden but are you also on a horse? // you mean smack? Of course! in reply to angelbomb # @RySing I especially like you when you tweet like a dickhead, so keep

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-06-11

Putting out an APB on both Donna Howard & Ron Sprowl, last seen (as far as I know) in knoxville, tn. Any info would be appreciated. Thanks # If parents spent time raising THEIR kids instead of deciding what’s bad

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-04-02

“Have you seen this Rebecca Black ‘Friday’ video? It’s TERRIBLE! I’m gonna repost it everywhere & tell everyone I know!” I blame @DanielTosh # Kids say “guess what?” a LOT. No, YOU guess what? Conversational MadLibs is annoying. Also, Nobody

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-02-05

When I smile people just think some creature is moving around in my beard. # For a DJ name, I’d go with “Chad Riden” so as to avoid any confusion. Same thing if I was a wrestler or a black

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-10

all my best stories are either pending court cases.. or can’t be told until the statute of limitations runs out.. or are totally forgotten. # Having kids in your house is like having an infestation of rats. They chew up

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-19

RT @sbellelauren …i want kids. where the hell am i supposed to get one of those? // I know a guy w/ a great selection at wholesale prices. # RT @bdonahueweedman where? U didn’t give a name! // “Scratch” in

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-31

Good point! I’ll write a show for my new character “Wacky McHacky” // RT @Kerry_White You need puppets and/or other comics’ material. Both? # Just realized the comedy world and I have an abusive relationship. I imagine Lady Comedy crying

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Parents Are Full Of Carp

I was just searching the InterWebbie Brand Information Network for.. well, I was ego-searching to be honest.. and I stumbled upon this site and thought, "WOW! Somebody’s set up a whole website with a bunch of funny stuff I’ve done!

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Babycapades, Part 2

Let me start off by saying: “First time parents.. you’re never ready to have your baby! There’s no such thing. Oh, you think you’re ready.. but then it happens and you freak the hell out.” See, I had to say

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Oh, Baby!

For as long as I can remember, my parents had been asking when I was going to get married. Whenever the family would get together the conversation would always turn to marriage and the production of grandkids. I’d always reply,

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