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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-05-28

when laying the groundwork for your silly cult.. you can say, web “the end is near!” ..but if you set a specific date, here you’re limiting yourself. # you know, we could achieve nearly the same effect if everybody who

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-05-07

The rain in Milwaukee smells like a wet hamster. A drunk, clinic wet hamster. # Dan Whitehurst and I just swerved to miss a black bear in the road! about 30 minutes south of Harris, buy more about MI. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-04-30

so God sends Jesus.. we kill him.. then we celebrate his brutal murder. What if we DIDN’T kill him, visit and instead acted like he told us to? # hey @BillyWayneDavis @PunchlineMag thinks you’re adorable: http://j.mp/fAEVHb B-dub and Punchline sittin’

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-04-23

I spent a few hours at @nashfilmfest filming stuff. I’ll be back this evening for the 9pm red carpet with a flame-throwing car. #NaFF2011 # RT @DJ_Spinja “I’m really tempted to go see 13 Assassins!!!” // it does sound awesome..

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stand-up video: “The Death Penalty: WWJD?”

Here’s a stand-up video from one of my shows opening for Doug Stanhope – “Chad Riden – The Death Penalty: WWJD?”

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-12-25

Any adult who wants or expects a Christmas gift from another adult is a lunatic. # Judd Apatow sometimes ReTweet’s haters. I will now try to trick him. @JuddApatow is an ass-faced clown twat! Grrr! Unprovoked anger-fueled irrational Internet Jihad!

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-09-26

BEHOLD! Good tidings of great joy! Jesus Appears In My Spaghetti – http://ping.fm/LvLvv # I love my wifera. She's beautiful, order she's wonderful, she's perfect. L O V E M Y W I F E R A. Suck it, everybody

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