I’ve just been passive aggressively slammed by Sabra’s hummus:

I’m eating wheat bread and “Supremely Spicy Hummus” from the good people at Sabra (“go mediterranean!”) and it’s delicious enough to make me read the throw-away horse-shit marketing jibberish on the flip-side of the lid:

“As the warm, radiant sun embraces the shimimering Mediterranean shores, a family gathers to share good stories and great food..”

First, who wrote that crap? The J. Peterman Company?

Secondst, they assume my stories are merely “good” whilest their food is “great”? Screw you, Sabra! Your hummus IS great, but my stories are friggin’ awesome! How dare you infer otherwise!

(Except for my stories about hummus product packaging copy. Dammit, you win this round, supremely spicy hummus!)