- Ear buds were not designed to stay in my wacky Horton-esque ears. #
- I prefer his southern counterpart “Chicken Wang” // RT @hannibalburess: #badblackcomedynames chicken wing #
- Then you’re following the wrong people // RT @micahwhite: Every response to #hcr I’ve read from the South has been ridiculous. in reply to micahwhite #
- hard line partisan people can suck it. #
- Doing my Last Comic Standing audition this afternoon. Wish me luck.. or at least a healthy dose of “not to suck”. #
- Shot down! Good luck to everybody else. #
- They laughed at my jokes, which is unusual, but I didn’t make it thru. Now I’m just hoping I’m not on the douchebag reel. #
- Natasha said no, in so many words, and I said “that’s terrible!” then nice words from Giraldo #
- Greg Giraldo laughed and said not to take it hard.. and Andy Kindler and I had a fun back and forth. Then I retired forever from comedy. #
- Say a guy was in Chinatown, looking to buy 3-4 live baby turtles. Anybody got any leads? My iPhone searches are fruitless. #
- Word on the street is Mott and Canal, old lady street vendors. I’m walking around doing turtle calls in the best Chinese I can fake. #
- So far.. just hats, handbags, restaurants and shady “back rub, foot massage” parlors down creepy cellar stairwells. No thanks, ma’am. #
- Stopped in at Carolines to see Nate Bargatze do a set and following him was Darryl Hammond! Awesome. #
- About to do a set at broadway comedy club. #
- I ate a $37 cheeseburger tonight and drank a few hundred dollars worth of booze. Thanks Crazy Person from the audience at Carolines! #
- Could today have possibly gone better? well, yeah, sure.. But why bitch when my shittiest day here is still mf’ing awesome. #
- @NashvillePlaces actually that was at the Plaza hotel in NYC http://www.fairmont.com/theplaza in reply to NashvillePlaces #
- thanks! who should I share my cogratulations with? Jeebus? // RT @Anundson: @ChadRiden hey cogratulations on getting an invite! #
- RT @wrongforum @ChadRiden This made me think of you: http://bit.ly/8XmN2a – a picture of Santa Claus on the moon puking up a rainbow bridge #
- @wrongforum no, it’s NOT, you LIAR! but that IS awesome. I’ve had a funny-boner for that video all day long. Funny-Boner, everybody. #
- it’s a deal. and you can buy me that big ass sammich you owe me. // RT @Anundson: @ChadRiden maybe you can buy me a taco or something. #
- I’m not the only one who would love to see this made into a full length feature: http://bit.ly/8XmN2a Awesome x Hilarious = Hilawesomeious! #
- if they start letting women have access to health care, I’m leaving the country. #
- last night I lost my bag of all four Sergio Aragones’ GROO: The Hogs Of Horder comics during a drunken rampage thru the Plaza Hotel. BOO. #
- small-ish crowd tonight at the EastVille Comedy Club, but I had fun. I came out of retirement to talk about LCS and my $38.87 cheeseburger. #
- Before the show I stopped in at The Plaza concierge desk and told the woman my little sob story about losing my GROO comics & left my card. #
- as the show was ending, Christina from the Plaza called to say they found my bag of comics! She was as excited about it as I was. YEAY #
- ytcracker’s NES: NerdRap Entertainment System is infinitely awesome and FREE! Get it, nerds: http://ping.fm/qgviT @realytcracker #
- RT @KeithAlberstadt: Found a bag of lame comic books at The Plaza so I turned em back in. // Applesnatch, you are a liar, liar, liar #
- why does this Justin Bieber kids on Letterman have dudes for backup dancers? GDit I hate music. #
- tonight’s my last show in NYC: Haiku at One and One, 8pm w Abbi Crutchfield, Joe DeRosa.. http://ping.fm/e3kOR #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-03-27
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