I just got my Power Chair Scooter for FREE!
- If you can’t trust “the Juggalos,” WHO CAN YOU TRUST!? Of course, if I could throw piss-filled balloons at Tila Tequila, I probably would. #
- http://ping.fm/Bcwzl – I just got my Power Chair Scooter for FREE! Thanks Medicare! Get yours today from TheScooterStore.com #
- Everyone has the equal right to believe whatever they want.. and I believe that everyones beliefs are equally stupid. #
- Tonight I’m cooking up a giant kettle full of Don’t Give A Crap. Come on by! There’s plenty for everyone. #
- RT @comedynews Paul Reubens Playboy Magazine Interview http://adjix.com/zyt7 // holy crap! @peeweeherman please make “Death Wish Pee-wee” #
- RT @angelbomb: @ChadRiden When you coming back to MN, homey? // no idea. Petition ACME or somebody to bring me up there. #
- I just want to point out that I predicted Google Wave’s miserable failure immediately: http://ping.fm/FbS7a #
- my absolute favorite song of all time: Uncle Pecos on ‘Tom and Jerry’ singing “Crambo”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xGC9mNwTwQ #
- honestly, I’m more interested in hearing about innovative uses of anti-social media. #
- The tagline for Comedy Central’s “Big Lake” should be “drown in disappointment!” #
- there is just not enough time for all of the hating-stuff that I’ve been meaning to do. Sorry guys. #