Hey there. This is the first time I’ve done anything like this. I guess you could say I’m an online-column-virgin. I’m not really worried about it, though. If this goes anything like my first sexual experience, there’ll be plenty of laughs – so I’m not worried.
In this column, I will answer questions on any topic about love, relationships or sex… oh, um – wait.. no. I’m sorry, that’s not me. I am, however, a comedy whore: I don’t care if you’re laughing with me or at me… as long as you’re laughing.
My name is Chad. Go ahead, say something incredibly stupid about Florida and the election. I know you want to. People can’t seem to hold back. All my life I’ve made fun of everything and everybody and finally it has come back to me. Which is fine. I’m a big boy, I can take it. I love “snaps” and “playing the dozens.” (Of course, I also love making a big deal out of using “quotey fingers” while pausing for effect and making a really stupid face… but I digress.)
Comedy For The Humor Impared
If that’s the case, next time you think of something you feel is funny, do us all a favor.. keep it to yourself. No, on second thought get up in front of everybody and say it as loud as you can. Then when it’s my turn I’ll seem like a comedy genius.
Go to www.chadmriden.com/election/ for “Chad’s Explained: A Visual Explanation Of The Terms Used By The Palm Beach County, Florida, Canvassing Board,” my generic response to all “chad” jokes. And don’t forget to clickity-click-click your way to ChadRiden.com for more pointless crap… uh, I mean up-to-the-minute Chad updates.
