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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-07-16

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  • 7:30 Tonight I’ll be at @ZaniesNashville with @RoryScovel @HenLips and POSSIBLY @DannyLimor if my peer pressure guilt trip works on him. #
  • RT @ShanaKohnstamm You do not possess the skill to guilt trip @DannyLimor to perform // NONSENSE! he just did 5 minutes and killed. I win! in reply to ShanaKohnstamm #
  • Why, hello Google+! Social media is the easiest way for me to waste time doing everything in my power to repel women. http://t.co/c08xVIv #
  • RT @talkingpaul I am looking forward to not being behind. // Too late! #F Paul Strickland errbody, he’s fun and good and stuff. in reply to talkingpaul #
  • every time I notice new ‘social networking’ / marketing expert followers I think, “Welcome, Future Unfollower!” #
  • I started running again.. as if THAT’s the problem. Too bad there aren’t treadmills for personalities. #
  • Whenever two dudes are singing into one microphone I hear nothing they sing while I wonder why these weirdos didn’t just set up two mics. #
  • Little Known Nashville Fact: The Country Music Hall of Fame has a display featuring Kenny Rogers’ original face. #
  • Little Known Nashville Fact: the replica of the Parthenon is made of cinder blocks and Bondo. #
  • Little Known Nashville Fact: the Demonbreun roundabout statue is Nashville’s tribute and salute to group-sex: http://t.co/n7RzY4i #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-07-02

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  • watching @janettemccurdy battle-rap on @nickelodeontv. Why, what are YOU doing? #
  • Tonight! 7:30pm The @nsup Showcase at @ZaniesNashville f. the v. funny @JarrodHarris! Watch a clip of him on @ComedyCentral: bit.ly/llckGN #
  • My favorite spot in Nashville: http://t.co/dPsu806 #
  • RT @FlavorFlav Show ‘Em Whatcha Got! // flav tweets exactly what I would tweet if I had an imposter flavor flav parody account. Love it. in reply to FlavorFlav #
  • Two ladies from last night’s audience CLAIMED to be from Texas but did NOT respond to me singing, “the stars at night are big and bright..” #
  • Someone should blog recaps of bloggers’ tv show recaps so us busy people can also not read recaps of recaps of shows we don’t watch. #
  • I can’t wait ’till I can post this exact same crap to the exact same people on @Google+ – I think I’ll start a Google Wave & Buzz about it. #
  • Talking about how Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is a terrible actress is like saying ice cream isn’t healthy. #
  • @news_va_en I hope the Pope tweets insanely ignorant stuff for future Catholics to ignore w/ their unforgivably irresponsible faith-blinders in reply to news_va_en #
  • .@news_va_en what’s the going price on Catholic Indulgences these days? What if I buy in bulk? Can I use a Groupon? Forgive my ignorance. #
  • 2 days ago I had Nothing. Last night I rambled untested gibberish for 15 min. Tonight I cut it down to a tight, solid five. I love comedy. #
  • RT @Anundson really? // no, just kidding. Five minute version of Freebird and I was outta there. in reply to Anundson #
  • I would like to do a data backup, format, fresh software reinstall and selective data restore on my brain. then verify & repair permissions. #

Ultimate Comedy: Get On Google Wave!

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Chad Riden, Brad Edwards and Sean Parrott attempt to collaborate on the next ULTIMATE COMEDY show using Google Wave. NOBODY likes Google Wave but me. Same could probably be said for this video.

Written by Brad Edwards and Chad Riden. Produced by international idiots, inc. Originally was a part of a live ULTIMATE COMEDY show in Nashville sometime in October 2010.

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-19

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  • RT @sbellelauren …i want kids. where the hell am i supposed to get one of those? // I know a guy w/ a great selection at wholesale prices. #
  • RT @bdonahueweedman where? U didn’t give a name! // “Scratch” in Johnson City, TN. Thought foursquare would say that in the message. #
  • I don’t want to brag, but MY God doesn’t give a crap what I eat/drink. Turns out that means less time worrying about Nothing for both of us. #
  • I DO have to wear magic underwear, but I’m lucky because my nads automatically create “magic” upon contact. #
  • Callia on Cherokee, NC: “all I see is hotels and tourists.. I don’t think the Indians are Indians anymore. They changed too much.” #
  • I was on Last Comic Standing in an incidental role tonight..  #
  • RT @reppocs: @ChadRiden @natebargatze pointed you out in the crowd shot. Add it to the reel! // ha! + to bio: “multiple appearances on NBC” #
  • Wed I’m in Paducah, KY w/ @bradbradbrad Edwards. Bring your binge drinking buddies and lots of cash: http://links.comedynews.org/zhpd #
  • Everybody on and/or behind the scenes at Bravo should kill themselves for being such ugly, terrible people http://ping.fm/CbmQW #
  • I want to film a parody of Last Comic Standing called First Comic Walking where the winner is the first guy to say “fuck this” and walk out. #
  • just got chopped up by a lawnmower, my neck snapped (twice), and thrown down the stairs (three times) for a short film. (“Death By Death“) #
  • RIP Parliament-Funkadelic’s Garry “Diaper Man” Shider, glad I got to see him one last time April 13th in Asheville. http://ping.fm/XGYzr #
  • Google News says I can sign in to see stories recommended based on my search history – no thanks. Not interested in “girl on girl” NEWS. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-05

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  • I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: tonight, comedy, night – http://w33.us/2kit #
  • http://twitpic.com/rpdom – The Reindeer toilet. If this is in your house, I hate you. #
  • It’s childish, I know.. but I snicker every time the CNN anchor says, “Cyber Monday.” Cyber-anything = “cyber-spanking it” in my mind. #
  • You’re all invited to “Thanksgiving 2: Electric Boogaloo” – dinner & break-dancing movies tonight at my house: http://adjix.com/xbvq #
  • Turkeys are cheap if you buy em the day after Thanksgiving. The bird is in the oven! The kegerator is full of Paulaner Hefe-Weizen! #
  • AND after the meal, we’ll be gathering around the tv to watch the break dancing cinematic classics Breakin’ and Breakin’ 2. #
  • (I hate sports, so this is what we do instead of watching football or whatever it is people do.) #
  • I KNOW we did the exact same thing Feb 25th, but “Electric Boogaloo” is too fun to say & “Thanksgiving 3: Electric Boogaloo” sounds stupid. #
  • Technically, this could be “Thanksgiving 4: The Quest For Peace” – but I don’t want to over think this. #
  • I know it’s late notice, but “planning” is for ass-hats. If you can’t make it for any reason, we’ll take that to mean you don’t love us. #
  • The E! Network interrupted the Punky Brewster ‘behind the whatever’ show with “breaking news” about Tiger Woods. Suck it, everybody at E! #
  • Thanks to everybody who came out for “Thanksgiving 2: Electric Boogaloo 2: Electric Boogaloo’er” last night. Turkey + booze + breakin = fun #
  • Random Chad Fact: I have an insane, irrational hatred for sports, athletic ability, and physical effort in general. #
  • Having tooled around with Google Wave for all of 7 minutes, I’ve come to the conclusion that it is a failure and they should turn it off. #
  • Watching Maria Bamford’s free ONE HOUR HOMEMADE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL again. You should too: http://mariabamford.com #
  • Cash is great. I also take checks, paypal, cheese, beer and pictures, but leave only footprints & the scent of cheep booze & beef jerky. #
  • every news show on tv has turned into some retarded mix of Entertainment Tonight, Mtv News & the end of Planet of the Apes. #
  • my favorite thing on Twitter: random person says, “Get 1000′s of followers!” – then you click on their page and they’ve got 42 followers. #
  • I still view everything as a giant jocks vs. nerds struggle. I was in a bar this weekend and football was on tv.. #
  • ..someone asked me “who’s your team?” and I told them “I wish they ALL would lose.” You should have seen the confused stares. #