Tag: funny or die

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-01-08

Boy was I shitfaced. I hope I’m not excommunicated. # We don’t have any black eyed peas to eat, illness so I’m playing “my humps” over and over on repeat. # GNATS! “Terror has never been so annoying.” http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/528j ::

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“Being married is very convenient” has gone viral

I’ve got a new stand-up video up on RooftopComedy and FunnyOrDie. It’s the same video, mind and as of this writing each site has logged about 5 hits for it.. so I think it’s safe to say that it has

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-02

New Years Resolution: work much harder at growing my beard to be the awesomest MFing beard you’ve ever seen in your whole damn life # Callia talking smack to the Pokemon Battle Revolution Wii game: “Is that a lamb? You

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