- This @Starbucks keeps its honey packets behind the counter. Did someone figure out how to make meth outta honey? Put out a squeezy bear. #
- RT: “@patdixon: My dick hurts this morning” // you should let it rest! It always works hard. #
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I’m already finalizing my plans to completely ignore next year’s #superbowl continuing my time-honored tradition of having zero interest. #
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At @ZaniesNashville tonight my 7 year old daughter Callia went up and told 3 jokes before @MariaBamfoo‘s set. I couldn’t be more proud. #
- RT “@birq: @ChadRiden Did she kill?” // slayed. She’s been on more stages in more states than 99% of the local @NashvilleComedy open micers. #
- @mariabamfoo is the bestest ever. Just one more show at @ZaniesNashville thurs night. Go! if you do not adore her then we can’t be friends. #
- I’ve tried to post the video but it’s not working. Callia’s first joke tonight: “daddy your beard looks like a squirrel died on your face.” #
- Callia telling everybody at @ZaniesNashville how fat I am. http://twitpic.com/3y7o1z#
Callia Riden, in her Taekwondo outfit, opening up for Maria Bamford at Zanies in Nashville
- RT @tonyyoungblood @ChadRiden and @Odinaka rocked it at the @MariaBamfoo show at Zanies! // I would’ve paid for the privilege – SO much fun. in reply to tonyyoungblood#
- MY OFFICIAL ENDORSEMENT of Dr. Joel Bamford’s revolutionary cosmetically elegant, natural alternative to soap: NO SOAP http://bit.ly/NOsoap#