- Callia says, “Puppets are weird and I don’t like them. They always say stuff and want you to say things back, but they’re not alive. Weird.” #
- I am currently booking dates for my new show called “The Arbitrary Adjective And/Or Ethnic Marketing Angle Of Comedy Tour” – watch for it. #
- I want to die of natural causes. I’m assuming you consider massive amounts of drugs and alcohol and hookers to be totally natural, as I do. #
- Shut the door! I don’t want any of these houseflies to get out. #
- After a long battle with an infected hangnail, Chad Riden died this morning at 3:16 am. He is survived by one daughter and a mangy dog. #
- Riden’s current understudy will continue to perform the act as a tribute and salute to the ‘Chad Riden’ brand of half-baked/assed comedy. #
- Monetary donations in Riden’s honor can be sent to: Chad Riden’s Address; Nashville, TN.. or paypal chad (at) chadriden (dot) com. #
- Incredible. // RT @TheInDecider Sarah Palin Lays Blame for the BP Oil Spill Where It Belongs, on Environmentalists http://bit.ly/9izJV8 #
- RT @bdonahueweedman: @ChadRiden what happened? You okay? // Chad died, his understudy (me) was promoted to be the “new” full time Chad. #
- thanks, almost forgot about that one // @BillyWayneDavis favorited a YouTube video – Dirk Schmeltzer: Desk Cop http://youtu.be/9mJmk-q2Ybo?a #
- I’d like to see more links to things that are Awesome and NO MORE “ironic” links to things that Suck. Promote things worth promoting. #
- I wish this broad would turn the volume up louder so I could better hear every keypress as she bangs out text messages. Her first phone? #
- @themightychuck No, YOU’RE funny #ff in reply to themightychuck #
- “The Truth is hack.” – @PattonOswalt, as told by @MarcMaron on the fantastic @WTFpod #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-05
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