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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-04-02

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  • “Have you seen this Rebecca Black ‘Friday’ video? It’s TERRIBLE! I’m gonna repost it everywhere & tell everyone I know!” I blame @DanielTosh #

  • Kids say “guess what?” a LOT. No, YOU guess what? Conversational MadLibs is annoying. Also, Nobody cares about your story at all. #
  • Took @CalliaRiden to see Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2. The entire theater smells like little kid farts. #
  • RT @nsup ‘Pound Dogs’ cartoon seeks funding http://bit.ly/eT0SYz // @MikeSalva just needs 334 people to give $5 each! We can do this, guys. in reply to nsup #
  • @AdultSwim @TheRealEarly I DEMAND TO KNOW WHY THE SQUIDBILLIES THEME IS NO LONGER SUNG BY BILLY JOE SHAVER. wtf guys, come on. #
  • .@WillieNelson has to sing a song in court to avoid jail: http://bit.ly/e2grIt – I didn’t know the Dukes of Hazzard was still in production. #
  • “Own the meatballs” – new BIZRQ cd available now: http://nashvillestandup.com/new-bizrq-cd-glass-half-meatballs-drops-today/ @Anundson @birq #
  • Wiped, completely reinstalled everything on my phone. The default setting for Everything seems to be ‘Annoy The Shit Out Of Chad.’ #
  • Officially stricken with my 2nd major sickness of 2011: shingles. Some call it Old Man Super Herpes Disease-O-Rama.. I call it weeks of FUN! #
  • DRUNK WARS documents drunks in their undisturbed natural habitat. Episode 20,110,312: http://bit.ly/DrunkWars #
  • RT @DJ_Spinja “YIKES!! I hope you’re better soon!” // I wish Twitter’s ‘Add your location’ function would allow me to say ‘on my death bed.’ in reply to DJ_Spinja #
  • RT @nsup: The album @ReggieWatts recorded live in Nashville is now at @Thirdmanvault – vinyl LP only, no digital. Go pick it up: http://bit.ly/RW3rd
  • RT @nsup: Listening to @ReggieWatts‘ live @Thirdmanvault record. Can clearly hear @SeanParrott & @ChadRiden laughing hysterically bit.ly/RW3rd
  • RT “@seanparrott: @Chadriden Is it finally out?” // it’s out! Go get it: bit.ly/RW3rd #
  • @NPR‘s Science Friday is about to do a funny scientific comedy show today for April Fools Day. Please don’t I’m already in enough pain. #
  • Just shot a bunch of man on the street stuff in 3D for @nashfilmfest – should be online Monday-ish. Get your 3D glasses ready. #
  • Got your 3D glasses? BEHOLD! AFCOAT on Broadway earlier tonight for @nashfilmfest, looking amazingly life-like. http://twitpic.com/4fxeju #
  • Hey April Fools Day Jokers, “unfunny lie” is NOT the same thing as a “joke” or a “prank”:
    http://splitsider.com/2011/04/ugh-april-fools-day #

  • One of the few things I hate about having a kid: waking up at 5am with Big Time Rush stuck in my head. Also: knowing Big Time Rush exists. #

  • RT “@ohexcuseme: just imagine It’s Slayer.”// you’re stronger than I. @nickelodeonTV‘s insta-tween-star factory will be the death of me. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-05

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  • Callia says, “Puppets are weird and I don’t like them. They always say stuff and want you to say things back, but they’re not alive. Weird.” #
  • I am currently booking dates for my new show called “The Arbitrary Adjective And/Or Ethnic Marketing Angle Of Comedy Tour” – watch for it. #
  • I want to die of natural causes. I’m assuming you consider massive amounts of drugs and alcohol and hookers to be totally natural, as I do. #
  • Shut the door! I don’t want any of these houseflies to get out. #
  • After a long battle with an infected hangnail, Chad Riden died this morning at 3:16 am. He is survived by one daughter and a mangy dog. #
  • Riden’s current understudy will continue to perform the act as a tribute and salute to the ‘Chad Riden’ brand of half-baked/assed comedy. #
  • Monetary donations in Riden’s honor can be sent to: Chad Riden’s Address; Nashville, TN.. or paypal chad (at) chadriden (dot) com. #
  • Incredible. // RT @TheInDecider Sarah Palin Lays Blame for the BP Oil Spill Where It Belongs, on Environmentalists http://bit.ly/9izJV8 #
  • RT @bdonahueweedman: @ChadRiden what happened? You okay? // Chad died, his understudy (me) was promoted to be the “new” full time Chad. #
  • thanks, almost forgot about that one // @BillyWayneDavis favorited a YouTube video – Dirk Schmeltzer: Desk Cop http://youtu.be/9mJmk-q2Ybo?a #
  • I’d like to see more links to things that are Awesome and NO MORE “ironic” links to things that Suck. Promote things worth promoting. #
  • I wish this broad would turn the volume up louder so I could better hear every keypress as she bangs out text messages. Her first phone? #
  • @themightychuck No, YOU’RE funny #ff in reply to themightychuck #
  • “The Truth is hack.” – @PattonOswalt, as told by @MarcMaron on the fantastic @WTFpod #