- I normally hate the “fall back” time change but I’ve been looking forward to this one forever – now the clock in my car is right again.#lazy #
- Two different people have mentioned jizz in txts to me today. So if you’ve been planning to send a jizz-related txt, you’ve got competition. #
- NOTE: I did not use the phrase “stiff competition” in my previous tweeteroo about jizz because I like to keep it classy. #
- thanks to everybody who came out to perform on and support @NSup‘s SmartyPants Show at Steve’s – see you next Sunday at 8pm. #
- @kangraps nobody has ever given you $150. hey heads up, table 12 wants their appetizers and is needs refils on their drinks.. chop chop. #
- @kangraps “rap all day?” more like rap all GAY. flappin your clap trap, bustin weak ass raps.. like taking verbal craps. #TEAMSWAG #
- @kangRAPS gay people ARE cool, but your rhymes suck their dicks.. like the restaurant you work at, serving drinks to tourist chicks. in reply to kangraps #
- @kangRAPS saying you “won” doesn’t mean that it’s true. You say you’re a comic but audiences say BOOOOOOO! in reply to kangraps #
- @KangRAPS rap rap rap. rappity rapp rap. rip rop rippity roo! scoot doot doodle-dee doot dop dippity doo. Nonsense is still better than you. #
- RT @themightychuck Please tell me that’s his real account. I can’t take the disappointment. // either way, you WILL be disappointed. #
- I have a lunch date with @CalliaRiden today. Her class eats at 1:15pm. Who eats that late!? @MetroSchools needs to add a brunch. #hungry #
- I’ve found the perfect way to unload halloween candy & turn a nice profit by selling lollipops to stupid people: http://t.co/DKLRWN1i #
@metroSchools serves this weird lump of goo and calls it “pizza.” #NoChildLeftBehind http://t.co/Bt0XLko6 #- RT @Kurt_Vonnegut Evolution is so creative. That’s how we got giraffes. // ..and, ironically, creationists. There’s always an ugly side. #
- don’t hate the player, hate the game.//RT @Anundson Why is Gruden constantly telling me I have to give credit to a player. I ain’t titlemax. in reply to Anundson #
- @JenKirkman I’ve wanted to do a tour of prisons since hearing Johnny Cash’s At Folsom Prison. I’m just worried abt building a fan base there in reply to JenKirkman #
- what is it, subtle hints of tanning spray and jizz? #snooki // RT @HuffPostComedy Who wants to smell like Snooki? huff.to/vOS8C9 #
- of all the superfluous pontifications tweetered today, @NickFlora‘s demonstrate the most fortitude of any baby daddy I know. #sponsored #
- RT @Tennessean 200,000 rounds of #Memphis Police ammo missing. tnne.ws/rYsyPc // It’s MEMPHIS! I’m sure a good samaritan will turn it in. #
- I just pledged to support @treymc‘s film fest run @kickstarter project.. you should too! kck.st/uZkcvk #nashville #film #awesome #doit #
- @bestpartpro it is my pleasure to support things that are awesome. in reply to bestpartpro #
- Who gives a crap about the Emergency Alert System? After decades of pointless interruptions of my favorite tv shows, they’ve never used it. #
- ATTN: all rappers (and anyone else, for that matter) who “can’t stop” and/or “won’t stop.” Please reconsider. #
- .@g4tv I majored in b’casting hoping that someday YOU would exist so I could get paid to joke around with hot nerd chicks on tv. make it so. #
- Last night at LaHa The Walrus talked about me & @NSup & @NashvilleComedy a little bit.. http://t.co/9Ns312Wi #
- Want free tickets? http://t.co/jcbHgksa (@ Morty’s Comedy Joint) http://t.co/sMKOC0d3 #
- Downloading the Love’s truck stop “ultimate drivers’ app” so I can keep up with my reward points and know when I’ve earned a free shower. #
- I’m re-framing my soul crushing failed marriage and divorce as “rebooting the Chad Riden franchise with an all new cast and storyline.” #
- @carynloveless I’m not sure exactly what you mean by saying that but I like it. Stop by craft services and try the pumpkin bars. in reply to carynloveless #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-11-12
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