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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-03-12

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  • @mattwardcomedy when you get hungry, go to Scratch: best pizza on earth. You’ll love it. 100 East Unaka Ave. http://www.scratchbrickoven.com in reply to mattwardcomedy #
  • TONIGHT! one show only at the @Stardome in Birmingham with @MattDavis – showtime 7:30. tickets @ 205-444-0008 #
  • Signs the set didn’t go well: waitress says, “well *I* thought you were great!” #
  • Coyote. #
  • RT @nsup: The next @nsup Showcase at @ZaniesNashville (w/ @IronComic) is Tuesday March 8th! Tickets are $5: http://bit.ly/NSupZaniesTix #
  • Your @nsup Showcase @IronComic topic for tonight is: World of Warcraft. Tweet your jokes at @IronComic to qualify. Go! #
  • For Lent, I’m giving up on life. #
  • For Lent, I’m giving up on my faith. #
  • For Lent, I’m giving it up for the troops. #
  • For Lent, I’m giving it up for the waitstaff. #
  • For Lent, I’m giving it up for the other comics you’ve seen. #
  • as a kid, I always wished Spiderman would stop having amazing adventures and take a few minutes to belt out a Bono song. Dreams do come true #
  • @nsup just got word that the @Belcourt *might* be screening the @billhicks_movie in May. Very excited. http://www.americanthemovie.com/ #
  • The CNN reporter live in Tokyo keeps showing us the video tapes knocked onto the floor in their office. Big deal,tell an intern to clean up. #
  • Looking forward to seeing everybody again this year at the Chad By Chad West Festival. It’s always so AWESSSSUUMMM! #cxcw #
  • I wish I could get a break from all these “marketing guru” douches who are just here to network with all of us Chads. #ChadByChadWest #cxcw #
  • .@JesseIsTerrific it’s no secret. The Chadyterian Church bankrolled the entire thing. Tax exempt status = better swag bags! #ChadByChadWest in reply to JesseIsTerrific #
  • Everybody with a platinum holographic foil laminate got a swag bag with an iPad2, the Beatles white album on vinyl and a vial of stem cells. #
  • @emilyvolman sexist?! This ain’t no sausage fest. There’s three girls for every Chad at #ChadByChadWest – the ladies love #cxcw get on board in reply to emilyvolman #
  • RT @emilyvolman “..women! THEY ARE NOT FUNNY!”// OH they’re not here to PERFORM.. just to cook, clean and have sex with all the Chads. #cxcw in reply to emilyvolman #
  • Incredible breakfast buffet here at the #ChadByChadWest fest. Everybody’s a-buzz about the Chaderiffic events scheduled for the day. #cxcw #

  • I find that most stick figure cartoon families on the back windows of minivans and SUVs I see should be much, much fatter. #

  • I don’t think newspapers get enough credit for their in depth printed recaps of what was on the Internet yesterday. Bravo! #