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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-07-23

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  • When I say I’m going to eat more fruits and vegetables I’m talking about olives soaked in gin. For my health. #
  • Saturday, I’ll be coming out of comedy retirement for this special show at the Bluesboro in Murfreesboro, TN: http://t.co/nF1Wa7N #
  • Screw planking, it’s all about backwards running now: http://t.co/xGEkiGf #
  • Running is my passive aggressive way of making sure my knees and ankles know they ain’t no better’n me. #
  • RT @angelbomb @ChadRiden Hey come up to Minneapolis and make us laugh. Please… // I’d love to! @AcmeComedyCo is the bestest. in reply to angelbomb #
  • after seeing the promo for IFC’s “Whisker Wars” I think I’ve found my true calling: competitive facial hair growing. http://t.co/mmwra2m #
  • .@natebargatze you got screwed by Super Dave. I was excited to see him until I realized how much time he was killing. in reply to natebargatze #
  • Short set tonight in Nashville: http://t.co/yQyV4rs​.php?eid=220599524649113 & Saturday doing an hour in Murfreesboro: http://t.co/nF1Wa7N #
  • Amy Winehouse dead!? NO. Didn’t see that one coming. Did. Not. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-31

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  • Good point! I’ll write a show for my new character “Wacky McHacky” // RT @Kerry_White You need puppets and/or other comics’ material. Both? #
  • Just realized the comedy world and I have an abusive relationship. I imagine Lady Comedy crying to the cops, “but I loooovvvve himmm!” #
  • How in the world did MC Hammer go broke? Oh yeah.. http://bit.ly/zyEQ3 #
  • I don’t have a problem w/ Dunham I just hate his show // RT @Gabe138 no problems with Jeff Dunham, but Mencia’s and unfunny joke thief. #
  • I think the real swine flu National Emergency is that we HAVE a vaccine for it, but people are scared to get it. (?!?) #
  • Incredibly stupid, gullible, crappy parents outraged that “Baby Einstein” videos are not even slightly educational: http://adjix.com/n2i5 #
  • WHAT!? You’re telling me actual interaction with a child is better than plopping them down in front of a completely retarded video? Get out. #
  • another newsflash: When you talk baby talk to your child, you’re teaching them to talk like a baby. That’s why your 6 yr old sounds 3. #
  • I’m so hateful. “Hey parents! Your kids are stupid because you’re stupid. (sfx: fart)” #
  • Also, the soul patch is DONE. // RT @JoeNarvaez When are dudes with goatees going to realize they are stuck in the mid 90s? #
  • @JDFelip Man says, “You have to book my familys act. It’s incredible! We rape the audience!” “What do you call yourselves?” The Aristocrats! #
  • @lgu I’ve tried to bake a decent loaf of bread many, many times using many, many recipes & end up with nothing but bricks. WTF am I missing? #
  • A booker asked how clean I can be. I told him my range goes from “my 92 year old Lutheran grandma from ND is in the front row” to.. #
  • .. “the still-sticky stripper pole is the cleanest thing on the stage.” Will I get booked? Guess again. #
  • Now that I think of it I’m not exactly sure how old grandma actually is, so that may not be completely true. #
  • Grandma & my mom curse, but they do it like this: horse-feathers! fish sticks! for Pete’s sake! I tell ‘em God knows what they really mean. #
  • Whenever poker comes on tv I think “OH SHIT, did I just watch Carson Daly?!” #
  • I saw a website that sells chocolate covered bacon. Sorry boys, no sales from me. I think I’ve figured out the secret recipe: choc. + bacon? #
  • bake or fry your bacon. melt chocolate chips. run bacon thru the choc., chill it in the fridge for a few. could be the greatest thing ever. #
  • WTF, everybody? C’mon now.. #
  • If there’s any one thing idiotic loudmouth dildos love, it’s other idiotic loudmouth dildos. #
  • I got to see Kevin Nealon wed, Lewis Black last night, the Music City Bar & Grill show tonight, Satan Day tomorrow.. it’s been a fun week. #

ComedyNews.Org

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I spend a lot of time reading and discussing news stories about comedy, interviews with comics, reviews of shows & cd’s and whatnot. For a long time, I’ve seen sites like SlashDot.org and Digg.com and Fark.com and thought there should be a site just for COMEDY news. It’s not “here’s a funny thing I found on the internet” it’s the stories from behind the scenes.

So here’s what I did:

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ComedyNews.Org is a socially-powered comedy news site featuring interviews, reviews and news stories from around the world. It’s a web application that allows you to submit an article that will be reviewed by all and will be promoted, based on popularity, to the main page. When a user submits a news article it will be placed in the “unpublished” area until it gains sufficient votes to be promoted to the main page. Users can comment on each article in threaded discussions.. and there’s a bunch of social network-y crap going on, too.

If you’re a comedy nerd looking for comedy nerd news, stop by and chime in. If you see a comedy-related story out there, please submit it!