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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-05-07

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  • The rain in Milwaukee smells like a wet hamster. A drunk, wet hamster. #
  • Dan Whitehurst and I just swerved to miss a black bear in the road! about 30 minutes south of Harris, MI. #
  • RT @KatrinaLColeman:”Surely you stopped and gave @bradbradbrad a ride.” // nope! He was 780 miles out of our way. Sorry Capital B. in reply to KatrinaLColeman #
  • RT @KatrinaLColeman:”Surely you stopped and gave @bradbradbrad a ride.” // OH! You were referring to how Brad is a fat, hairy gay man. #
  • I think this AM radio host just round-about accused @BarackObama of being on “Colored People Time.” #
  • Time to chime in, Everybody. #
  • Every soldier on that Bin Laden mission is an instant hero. Book deals, movies, free BJs for life – for every one of em. #

  • Lee Greenwood’s rotary landline phone is ringing off the hook. #

  • Water cooler office funny guys around the world are cracking their knuckles. My mom is FWD’ing Jesus-themed chainletters as fast as she can. #
  • Thousands of @cafePress shop owners are furiously Photoshopping infinite variations of the same three Osama Bin Laden jokes. #
  • At every truck stop I’ve been in today, I’ve been dying to scream out, “Osama Yo Momma!” just so I could count the high fives. #
  • mentally making lemonade #
  • I’m doing a short guest set on this: //RT @BillyWayneDavis Tonight @gobananascomedy in Cincinnati Kooks w @rysing @tomsimmonscomedy and me in reply to BillyWayneDavis #
  • RT @superpixels “You fuckers bragging about inbox zero?..” // I’m more productive than all of you with my inbox 16,825. http://t.co/7Un8Xd0 in reply to superpixels #
  • Please don’t compliment me when I’m drunk – I’ll give you my “how dare you like me!” speech. #
  • I really wish Sober Chad had no knowledge of Drunk Chad and vice versa. Each me only uses that info to hurt the other. #

  • Travel tip: in a pinch, toenail clippers are a handy & terrible way to trim your mustache. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-11-28

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  • just added the Facebook “dislike this” Firefox plugin. Thank you, internet! http://tinyurl.com/ylayt4z #
  • just listened to the new @DougStanhope cd “From Across The Street” – I saw him live 4 times this year & a lot of this was still new to me. #
  • Tried to create the perfect breakfast beverage by blending champagne and coffee. It was FAR from perfect. Double fist it instead, kids. #
  • It is fantastic, everybody. Get it! // RT @DougStanhope MY NEW CD IS FINALLY OUT! HUZZAH! Quick, go to http://www.dougstanhope.com! Tell the World! #
  • Damn! // RT @bdonahueweedman @ChadRiden I was in rehab w/ a guy who ate coffee grounds out of the CAN with a spoon. Happy Turkey Day Chad. #
  • Having a happy national gluttony day, watching cartoon network, reading my parents copy of Sarah Palin: “Going Rogue”. It is hilarious. #
  • Just NE of Cincinnati on I-71e there is a huge barn with a rebel flag spanning the roof. Ohio? You can’t talk about the South being rednecky #
  • Tonights post-show cliche: the drunkest guy there (who heckled to “help”) ..had pointers! But bought merch, so I can’t TOTALLY hate him. #