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Twas The Christmassiest Night Before Kwanzaa

Kwanzaa time in Chad Riden's house

Happy Holidays to you and yours! This is the first year since I converted. I’m Kwanzaa now. I figure: we’ve stolen everything else from black people, site why not this? My family is still on Christmas and they expect material

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-12-25

Any adult who wants or expects a Christmas gift from another adult is a lunatic. # Judd Apatow sometimes ReTweet’s haters. I will now try to trick him. @JuddApatow is an ass-faced clown twat! Grrr! Unprovoked anger-fueled irrational Internet Jihad!

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Keep the MAS in Crimmas!

Here’s my annual Holiday Times posting of the clip of me starring as Tiny Tim in George C. Scott’s “A Christmas Carol.” Enjoy: Have a Merry Christmas, ambulance Happy Jew-time, Kooky Kwanza, Funky Festivus, or whatever the hell it is

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-26

Watching David Letterman try to knock his Christmas tree down with a motorized cupcake http://bit.ly/8ta0ur @Late_Show # You missed it! Next one is 1/22 // RT @daynise @ChadRiden See you at the “I HAVE NO FRIENDS COMEDY SHOW” http://tinyurl.com/nofriends-1-2010 #

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Chad as Tiny Tim in George C. Scott’s “A Christmas Carol”

Merry Holiday Times Or Whatever! Here’s my annual Holiday Times posting of the clip of me starring as Tiny Tim in George C. Scott’s “A Christmas Carol.” Enjoy: httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX075Zm_ahs I produced this for the WBXX-TV Christmas video in 1998. Everybody

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-12

Washing and drying a few loads of snuggies, tadalafil slankets and bariatric slipper socks. # RT @toddbarry: My favorite part of getting the Sunday NY times: throwing out the Sports section. # “Osama Bin Laden has never touched a dime

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-05

I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: tonight, cialis 40mg comedy, night – http://w33.us/2kit # http://twitpic.com/rpdom – The Reindeer toilet. If this is in your house, I hate you. # It’s childish,

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Consumas Greetings!

It’s the moosssst nauseating tiiiime of the year. Well, almost.. Valentines Day is hard to beat. The December Holidays are second in the race for most depressing season only because there isn’t heart-shaped crap in your face everywhere you go.

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