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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-05-07

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  • The rain in Milwaukee smells like a wet hamster. A drunk, wet hamster. #
  • Dan Whitehurst and I just swerved to miss a black bear in the road! about 30 minutes south of Harris, MI. #
  • RT @KatrinaLColeman:”Surely you stopped and gave @bradbradbrad a ride.” // nope! He was 780 miles out of our way. Sorry Capital B. in reply to KatrinaLColeman #
  • RT @KatrinaLColeman:”Surely you stopped and gave @bradbradbrad a ride.” // OH! You were referring to how Brad is a fat, hairy gay man. #
  • I think this AM radio host just round-about accused @BarackObama of being on “Colored People Time.” #
  • Time to chime in, Everybody. #
  • Every soldier on that Bin Laden mission is an instant hero. Book deals, movies, free BJs for life – for every one of em. #

  • Lee Greenwood’s rotary landline phone is ringing off the hook. #

  • Water cooler office funny guys around the world are cracking their knuckles. My mom is FWD’ing Jesus-themed chainletters as fast as she can. #
  • Thousands of @cafePress shop owners are furiously Photoshopping infinite variations of the same three Osama Bin Laden jokes. #
  • At every truck stop I’ve been in today, I’ve been dying to scream out, “Osama Yo Momma!” just so I could count the high fives. #
  • mentally making lemonade #
  • I’m doing a short guest set on this: //RT @BillyWayneDavis Tonight @gobananascomedy in Cincinnati Kooks w @rysing @tomsimmonscomedy and me in reply to BillyWayneDavis #
  • RT @superpixels “You fuckers bragging about inbox zero?..” // I’m more productive than all of you with my inbox 16,825. http://t.co/7Un8Xd0 in reply to superpixels #
  • Please don’t compliment me when I’m drunk – I’ll give you my “how dare you like me!” speech. #
  • I really wish Sober Chad had no knowledge of Drunk Chad and vice versa. Each me only uses that info to hurt the other. #

  • Travel tip: in a pinch, toenail clippers are a handy & terrible way to trim your mustache. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-12-25

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  • Any adult who wants or expects a Christmas gift from another adult is a lunatic. #
  • Judd Apatow sometimes ReTweet’s haters. I will now try to trick him.
  • @JuddApatow is an ass-faced clown twat! Grrr! Unprovoked anger-fueled irrational Internet Jihad! #
  • Judd Apatow did not fall for it. DAMMIT!
  • Thanks to @nsup @ZaniesNashville @JesseCase @BillyWayneDavis @BradBradBrad @seanparrott and everybody who participated in @IronComic tonight. #
  • RT @reggiewatts: interesting article about the IRS http://bit.ly/fLKct3 // careful.. THESE people are responsible for my bankruptcy. #
  • I won the first Golden Fresca of the 2010 Spanky’s Awards b/c NashvilleComedyChaos didn’t show up. http://twitpic.com/3iafsv#

  • I get an entirely unhealthy satisfaction from arguing with completely insane people.. but boy is it fun. #
  • building a giant magical tree house where everybody I’ve ever met can come and be best pals together forever. hope to see you there! #
  • Now taking applications for new casual acquaintances. must have fragile ego, deep-seated anger issues and lots of pride. #

  • Browsing the Useless Shit store at the mall, buying one of each thing here for everybody I’ve ever met because that was what Jesus wanted. #

  • The only thing more beautiful than a tree that has been topped is an asphalt parking lot four times bigger than would ever be necessary. #
  • I think buying your spouse expensive jewelry for Christmas is a good way to buy their loyalty for one more year while you continue to cheat. #
  • I wasn’t invited to lunch tomorrow, so much as told I was going to go by the “Happy Birthday Gary” @ComedyPodcast :: http://bit.ly/fLFnjD#
  • RT @Anundson Listening to old episodes of mangy dog radio hour whoop dee doo // WHOOP-DEE-DOO?!? http://mangydog.comedypodcast.com/in reply to Anundson#
  • RT @Anundson: you are always invited yo lunch // I don’t eat! I get most of my nutrition by cannibalizing the souls of local open mic’ers. in reply to Anundson#
  • @JerriBlank when will the painful, oozing blisters go away? in reply to JerriBlank#
  • Here’s my annual Holiday Times posting of the clip of me starring as Tiny Tim in George C. Scott’s A Christmas Carol: http://bit.ly/cmr-cmas#

  • Just told Callia that Baby Jesus will come down our chimney tonight and leave us eternal gifts of guilt and depression. #ruiningchristmas#

  • Callia woke us up at 4:50 am. Coffee and fireplace are fired up and presents are being ripped open. My vote that we sleep in late? Ignored. #
  • ..and Christmas is over. Thanks for sticking by as I painstakingly live tweetered every detail instead of being present in the moment. #

Ultimate Comedy: Get On Google Wave!

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Chad Riden, Brad Edwards and Sean Parrott attempt to collaborate on the next ULTIMATE COMEDY show using Google Wave. NOBODY likes Google Wave but me. Same could probably be said for this video.

Written by Brad Edwards and Chad Riden. Produced by international idiots, inc. Originally was a part of a live ULTIMATE COMEDY show in Nashville sometime in October 2010.

Ultimate Comedy: Searching for Scott?

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Brad Edwards and Chad Riden need Scott Field to help them put on the greatest comedy show ever / save their souls (and grandma’s farm) / whatever. Featuring Sean Parrott, Callia Riden, Hannah Prendergast and various other East Nashvillians:

If you prefer, ULTIMATE COMEDY: Scott? is also on the YouTubes.

Produced by international idiots, inc. on September 11, 2010 as the intro video for the September 12th ULTIMATE COMEDY live show at Billups Art / The Building in East Nashville.

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-14

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  • RT @JesseIsTerrific I used to do a podcast w/ @Anundson @ChadRiden @seanparrott & @BRADBRADBRAD. A lot of it was funny: http://bit.ly/bLIuyQ #
  • RT @Anundson @JesseIsTerrific we still have to do episode 50 // Tell me when, gents. My hootie-scoodle is oiled up and ready to go. #
  • @pattonoswalt @kylekinane @nsup meant to say Cookeville has chain restaurants. Also, Prince’s hot chicken is closed on Sundays, so boo. #
  • RT @JesseIsTerrific I would love to do a final 50th ep, but it would have to be good, with content & stuff. // I’ll scat Maggot Brain #
  • Listening to an upcoming episode of Happy Birthday Gary – Brad is plotting against Columbia, TN’s superhero “Viper” – http://adjix.com/zxsv #
  • RT @JesseIsTerrific @ChadRiden you could do a multitrack scat of Dueling Banjos & call it Dueling Doodles. // Fantastic.. I am on it. #
  • RT @KMurrell: @ChadRiden @anundson Fuck your birthday, Gary. // ‘fucking Gary’s birthday’ has gotta be better than fucking @reppocs #
  • RT @nsup At @ZaniesNashville to see @pattonoswalt @kylekinane – saw @ChadRiden @Riley_Fox @brienekiley @jaustinjohnson who else is here? #
  • Just filled @kylekinane s head with the backstory of “jizzy burrito”. It does not matter that you don’t get that. #
  • Things I KNOW at 4 am: the only album you really need is Led Zeppelin IV. #
  • @andyandyfleming WHO INSPIRES YOU IN YOUR FIELD? in reply to andyandyfleming #
  • belly-sweat stain + insane facial expression = best picture of me ever. (Brandon Sams, Chad Riden, Kyle Kinane) http://twitpic.com/2dgol8 #

    • Brandon Sams, Chad Riden, Kyle Kinane

  • It’s fantastic how the GOP clowns who were so terrified *Obama* would trash the Constitution.. want to change the 14th Amendment. #
  • I keep telling Callia, “there’s no need to argue, parent’s just don’t understand.” She does not believe a Fresh Prince once told me that. #
  • iPhone users have more sexual partners than BlackBerry or Android owners: http://ping.fm/ymKnb // I don’t have that app. #
  • Every woman I’ve ever seen on Bravo looks like a corpse. What happened to aging gracefully with dignity? They’re Crypt Keeper with fake tits. #
  • @superpixels get her into martial arts. Callia has found that being able to expertly kick a kid in the head changes things for the better. in reply to superpixels #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-19

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  • RT @sbellelauren …i want kids. where the hell am i supposed to get one of those? // I know a guy w/ a great selection at wholesale prices. #
  • RT @bdonahueweedman where? U didn’t give a name! // “Scratch” in Johnson City, TN. Thought foursquare would say that in the message. #
  • I don’t want to brag, but MY God doesn’t give a crap what I eat/drink. Turns out that means less time worrying about Nothing for both of us. #
  • I DO have to wear magic underwear, but I’m lucky because my nads automatically create “magic” upon contact. #
  • Callia on Cherokee, NC: “all I see is hotels and tourists.. I don’t think the Indians are Indians anymore. They changed too much.” #
  • I was on Last Comic Standing in an incidental role tonight..  #
  • RT @reppocs: @ChadRiden @natebargatze pointed you out in the crowd shot. Add it to the reel! // ha! + to bio: “multiple appearances on NBC” #
  • Wed I’m in Paducah, KY w/ @bradbradbrad Edwards. Bring your binge drinking buddies and lots of cash: http://links.comedynews.org/zhpd #
  • Everybody on and/or behind the scenes at Bravo should kill themselves for being such ugly, terrible people http://ping.fm/CbmQW #
  • I want to film a parody of Last Comic Standing called First Comic Walking where the winner is the first guy to say “fuck this” and walk out. #
  • just got chopped up by a lawnmower, my neck snapped (twice), and thrown down the stairs (three times) for a short film. (“Death By Death“) #
  • RIP Parliament-Funkadelic’s Garry “Diaper Man” Shider, glad I got to see him one last time April 13th in Asheville. http://ping.fm/XGYzr #
  • Google News says I can sign in to see stories recommended based on my search history – no thanks. Not interested in “girl on girl” NEWS. #